The Only Possible Reason The Worst Team In The NBA Beat LeBron Last Night

An incredibly scientific exploration.

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"They beat the Heat even though LeBron had 26 points, 11 assists, and 13 rebounds?!"

"AJ Price had 14 points? Up is down. Black is white. AJ Price had a half-decent game. But that's still not good enough to lead the Wizards past LeBron, D-Wade, and Bosh."

"So Wade and Bosh played pretty well. LeBron was not only alive, but putting up a triple-double. John Wall wasn't playing for the Wizards and AJ Price was.

"Oh...Well...Good job, RGIII. Good job."