3. “They beat the Heat even though LeBron had 26 points, 11 assists, and 13 rebounds?!”
6. “AJ Price had 14 points? Up is down. Black is white. AJ Price had a half-decent game. But that’s still not good enough to lead the Wizards past LeBron, D-Wade, and Bosh.”
8. “So Wade and Bosh played pretty well. LeBron was not only alive, but putting up a triple-double. John Wall wasn’t playing for the Wizards and AJ Price was.
10. “Oh…Well…Good job, RGIII. Good job.”