Jeremy Shockey tweeted this text conversation he had with his now-suspended coach Sean Payton, showing that Payton didn’t suspect the tight end of ratting him out to the NFL for the team’s controversial bounty program.
But thanks to advancements in technology and computer “sciencey” like things, we were able to get the rest of the story*.
*We certainly didn’t just make this up. Like I said. Super computers. Lab coats.
- At least 11 people are dead and 69 injured after an explosion outside a stadium in Turkey, the country's health ministry says.
- Trump will reportedly pick ExxonMobil's CEO Rex Tillerson as secretary of state. He has a long history of oil deals with Russia.
- Gen. David Petraeus helped block the autopsy of an Afghan man who died mysteriously in US custody, emails show.
- People are in love with a dog who rides around in a decked out dog car spreading Christmas cheer to hospital patients 🐶🎄