2. Like, a lot of trash.
3. Trash and guns.
4. Guns and trash.
5. A mannequin torso at which guns were shot.
6. Bullets and shells from said guns.
7. More bullets and shells AND grass clippings. (?)
8. Full bottles of prescription drugs.
9. This delightful toilet.
10. Giant knives just lying around.
12. A classy poster.
13. Samurai swords.
14. A giant friggin’ hole in the wall.
15. This Bud Light palm tree.
16. Apples to Apples and the Jonny Quest Card Game.
17. A giant jug of urine.
18. An El Camino without an engine.
19. More classy posters.
20. An even classier Jack Sparrow mural.
21. With a kickass pirate ship.
22. A telescope.
23. Some silverware in the bathroom.
24. VHS tapes.
25. More shell casings.
26. Whatever this is.
27. And the scariest thing anyone has ever seen.
- President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump had their first dance to Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at an inaugural ball 🇺🇸
- On his first day in office President Trump signed an executive order to "minimize the economic burden" of the Affordable Care Act.
- Over 200 people were arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clashed in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- Flights around the country are packed with pink as people stream into the nation's capital for the Women's March on Washington 👭 💖