1. This is Michelle Jenneke.
2. She’s the dancing Australian hurdler that captured the hearts of the Internet this past year with her adorable dances, exceeding charm, and overall gorgeousness.
3. Yesterday she tweeted that she was hurt. Oh no!
Oh. There’s a photo attached. Interesting. I mean she said, she’s working hard for the Sydney Track Classic, so it’s probably her rehabbing in a gym. Maybe doing some physical therapy. Light weights or somethi-
6. Never has a tweet been more equal parts this:
7. And this:
- A newly unearthed Homeland Security report contradicts Donald Trump's travel ban, saying country of origin is not a reliable indicator of terrorism.
- The White House blocked several media outlets it's been critical of, including BuzzFeed, from a closed-door briefing by Press Secretary Sean Spicer.
- Hillary Clinton returned to the public arena in one of her first political appearances since the election, urging Democrats to "keep fighting."
- The White House strongly denies reports that Chief of Staff Reince Priebus urged the FBI to undermine stories linking Trump to Russia.