Thankfully Zack Murray made the lyrics to the song available on the YouTube video, so no one had to sit around transcribing it. That would be painful.
LYRICS:
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San Mateo and Michigan went well
How to throw good, I'll never tell
I looked to Bill as it fell
But Bledsoe's in my way
Won't miss and bobble the snap
Number 199 in the draft
Things weren't looking good
But then they called my name
My jersey holdin'
Sports page, toughness showin'
First night, wind was blowin'
My new abbreviation is the "N.E"
Hey, I just got here
And this is crazy
But twelve's my number
Just call me Brady
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It's hard to get known
I'm like a baby
But twelve's my number
So call me Brady
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Hey, I just got here
And this is crazy
But twelve's my number
Just call me Brady
And all the other D's
Try to score safeties
But twelve's my number
So call me Brady
Ref took his time with the call
You know we've still got the ball
Forget the Raiders, we want it all
But they lose from our ways
Linesmen try to haul in and steal
They want on that highlight reel
I saw him down the field
And the ball was on its way
My stare was holdin'
Bolt flash, time was slowin'
Great night, blood still flowin'
2001 champs, baby!
Hey, I just hit you
That catch was crazy
Twelve is my number
Just call me Brady
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I'm the new star, of the league, see
But twelve's my number
So call me Brady
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Hey I'm the best now
My stats are crazy
You know my number
But you can't hate me
Cause all the other D's
Try to score safeties
But twelve's my number
And I am Brady
Before I replaced Bledsoe you missed me so bad
You missed me so bad
You need me so, so bad
Before I came to join this team you missed me so bad
And you should know that
You weren't THAT bad
Hey, I just hit you
That catch was crazy
Twelve is my number
Just call me Brady
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I'm the star now, the MVP
But twelve's my number
They call me Brady
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Hey I'm the best now
My stats are crazy
You know my number
But you can't hate me
Cause all the other D's
Try to score safeties
But twelve's my number
And I am Brady
Before I replaced Bledsoe you missed me so bad
You missed me so bad
You need me so, so bad
Before I came to join this team you missed me so bad
And you should know that
So I am Brady.
=====other various FAQs=====
-I'm Zack; average student from North Andover, MA
-No, I'm not gay lmao, thanks Boston Barstool commenters
-This is actually the second take of the recording; I didn't spend a lot of time perfecting my voice.
LYRICS ARE PROPERTY OF MYSELF (ZACK MURRAY), WRITTEN PERMISSION NECESSARY FOR RE-USE
You guys, Zack totally owns these lyrics. They're his.