Every fantasy team should either be named after an embarrassing incident in the life of one of your fellow league members, or after a player you like. Seeing as I don't know your friends, let's break it down by player.
1. Joey Votto
2. Chase Utley
3. Yu Darvish
4. Eric Hosmer
5. Shin-soo Choo
6. Robinson Cano
7. Prince Fielder
8. Clayton Kershaw
9. Albert Pujols
