Don’t worry Orioles fan, it could be worse. Baltimore supplied pitchers for both sides in this scrimmage, so this box score isn’t a total indictment of your sucking. But don’t be fooled, you definitely still suck. After all, the powerhouse that is State College of Florida’s Manatee-Sarasota campus (formerly Manatee Community College) gets to have this on their website:
Good luck with the Sox, Yankees, Rays, and Blue Jays. Should be a fun season for you.
- DNC Day 1 is done: Bernie Sanders said Hillary Clinton "must become the next president," and Michelle Obama brought down the house 🏠🇺🇸
- Three Qaddafi henchmen who are wanted for embezzling millions from Libya have been found living comfortably in Britain.
- The Solar Impulse 2 completed the first round-the-world solar-powered flight after landing in Abu Dhabi ☀️