Don’t worry Orioles fan, it could be worse. Baltimore supplied pitchers for both sides in this scrimmage, so this box score isn’t a total indictment of your sucking. But don’t be fooled, you definitely still suck. After all, the powerhouse that is State College of Florida’s Manatee-Sarasota campus (formerly Manatee Community College) gets to have this on their website:
Good luck with the Sox, Yankees, Rays, and Blue Jays. Should be a fun season for you.
- Despite Democrats threatening to filibuster, Republicans are confident Neil Gorsuch will be confirmed to the Supreme Court by the end of next week.
- Let the Brexit countdown begin: Prime Minister Theresa May has invoked Article 50. Britain is set to leave the EU by 2019.
- "We are the press who is under attack," says April Ryan, the veteran journalist who was scolded by Sean Spicer during a heated White House briefing.
- The US House of Representatives voted to undo landmark internet privacy rules that protect your sensitive information 💻