1.
LeBron "Are you doing anything after this?" James
2.
Dwight "WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!" Howard
3.
Kevin "Soon..." Garnett
4.
Kevin "Let's pretend I'm not an asshole" Garnett
5.
Mo "This isn't the right sport" Williams
6.
Derrick "Hear no evil" Rose
7.
Derrick "The Darkest Timeline" Rose
8.
Derrick "Okay, enough with the fucking costumes" Rose
9.
Vladimir "Derrick wouldn't wear this one, would he?" Radmanovic
10.
Joakim "I'm too hungover for that much noise" Noah
11.
Carlos "I'm aware of 'Gangnam Style'" Boozer
12.
Kent "I've also seen that viral video" Bazemore
13.
Kyrie "Have you guys seen 'Gangnam Style' yet? It's hilarious" Irving
14.
Mo "This is better... Wait, nope. Still not right" Williams
15.
DeMarcus "You're making me wait for the photographer to make Jimmer look tough? This is going to be a while" Cousins
16.
Kris "I bet I can hit Joe Johnson in the dick from here" Humphries
17.
Dirk "I'm constipated with an invisible basketball" Nowitzki
18.
Tyler "Read me a story, Gordon" Zeller
19.
Gordon "Okay, Tyler" Haywood
20.
Mo "Seriously guys? It's basketball. I play basketball" Williams
21.
Tristan "Goober" Thompson
22.
Marcin "I love being a single parent" Gortat
23.
Kenneth "I think I can kill with these" Faried
24.
Danilo "Am I holding this right?" Gallinari
25.
Quincy "What am I supposed to do?" Miller and Andre "Just look tough" Iguodala
26.
JaVale "I'm gonna dunk them pickaxes" McGee