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    The 26 Weirdest Photos From NBA Media Day

    It was a strange, strange day filled with costumes, green screens, and dancing.

    1. LeBron "Are you doing anything after this?" James

    Joe Skipper / Reuters

    2. Dwight "WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!" Howard

    Lucy Nicholson / Reuters

    3. Kevin "Soon..." Garnett

    Michael Dwyer / AP

    4. Kevin "Let's pretend I'm not an asshole" Garnett

    Michael Dwyer / AP

    5. Mo "This isn't the right sport" Williams

    Associated Press / AP

    6. Derrick "Hear no evil" Rose

    Jeff Haynes / Reuters

    7. Derrick "The Darkest Timeline" Rose

    Associated Press / AP

    8. Derrick "Okay, enough with the fucking costumes" Rose

    Jeff Haynes / Reuters

    9. Vladimir "Derrick wouldn't wear this one, would he?" Radmanovic

    Jeff Haynes / Reuters

    10. Joakim "I'm too hungover for that much noise" Noah

    Jeff Haynes / Reuters

    11. Carlos "I'm aware of 'Gangnam Style'" Boozer

    (David Banks/US PRESSWIRE)

    12. Kent "I've also seen that viral video" Bazemore

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    13. Kyrie "Have you guys seen 'Gangnam Style' yet? It's hilarious" Irving

    (David Richard/US PRESSWIRE)

    14. Mo "This is better... Wait, nope. Still not right" Williams

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    15. DeMarcus "You're making me wait for the photographer to make Jimmer look tough? This is going to be a while" Cousins

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    16. Kris "I bet I can hit Joe Johnson in the dick from here" Humphries

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    17. Dirk "I'm constipated with an invisible basketball" Nowitzki

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    18. Tyler "Read me a story, Gordon" Zeller

    (David Richard/US PRESSWIRE)

    19. Gordon "Okay, Tyler" Haywood

    (Mark J Rebilas/US PRESSWIRE)

    20. Mo "Seriously guys? It's basketball. I play basketball" Williams

    (Russ Isabella/US PRESSWIRE)

    21. Tristan "Goober" Thompson

    (David Richard/US PRESSWIRE)

    22. Marcin "I love being a single parent" Gortat

    (Troy Babbit/US PRESSWIRE)

    23. Kenneth "I think I can kill with these" Faried

    (Troy Babbit/US PRESSWIRE)

    24. Danilo "Am I holding this right?" Gallinari

    (Troy Babbit/US PRESSWIRE)

    25. Quincy "What am I supposed to do?" Miller and Andre "Just look tough" Iguodala

    (Troy Babbit/US PRESSWIRE)

    26. JaVale "I'm gonna dunk them pickaxes" McGee

    (Troy Babbitt/US PRESSWIRE)