"It's not called soccer! It's football. And your American football is shitty. And your NBA players don't dive as well as our players do! And promotion and relegation is the greatest..."
Okay, truthfully, more and more as the Premiership grows popular in America (as it should, because it's awesome), this guy is also a fan of American pro sports. But there is still the rare commenter, angry tweeter, or message board troll who accuses American sports fans of not paying enough attention to international sports. This archetype serves as a memorial to that troll.