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    Subway Made A Meat Sculpture Of A College Football Star

    Super creepy, Subway.

    Meet Jarvis Jones.

    He was a star linebacker at Georgia and is expected to be a high pick in this week's NFL draft.

    Meet Buffalo Chicken Jarvis Jones.

    Subway wasted a lot of food created Buffalo Chicken Jarvis Jones to welcome Jones to the Subway endorser family. The dreadlocks are made of one thousand raisins.

    But lest you think he was weirded out, actual Jarvis Jones and Buffalo Chicken Jarvis Jones are madly in love.

    At least it's better than the nightmarish one they made for RGIII last year.