1. The “1950s Dad And/Or Nerd” Shirt
2. The “Weird Spikey Stripes On Pink” Shirt
3. The “Oh Shit, Did You Get Paint On Me?” Shirt
4. The “Let’s Tear The Pages Out Of This Manual And Turn Them Into A Shirt” Shirt
5. The “Teddy Bears Have Swag Too” Shirt
This is a Ralph Lauren shirt, but I can’t find it anywhere online. It’s possible that Russ had them all destroyed so he could be the only one to look this awesome. Sorry.
6. The “Sewing Together Free Fabric Swatches Is Fun” Shirt
7. The “Wes Anderson’s Wet Dream” Shirt
8. The “I Can’t Believe This Is One Of The More Normal Ones” Shirt
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- A Kansas man shot three people after allegedly yelling "get out of my country." He thought two of them were Middle Eastern, but they weren't.
- Beyoncé is backing out of Coachella under doctors' advice. But she plans to headline the festival again in 2018 😭🐝