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2. Step One: Identify The Participants
That’s Lochte splashing people like a douche.
3. Step Two: Clear A Path In The Pool Of Drunk People
4. Step Three: Stretch
Lochte is wearing pants. I’m not sure why.
5. Step Four: Count It Down
6. Step Five: SWIM!
I love how seriously Lochte is taking it. I know I like to make fun of the guy and his “jeahing” around the world, but put him in even a friendly competition with royalty and he goes into game mode.
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