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    Pornhub Wants To Pay Chad Ochocinco To Change His Name

    The Patriots have released the former star receiver, so maybe he should consider this.

    Now that Ochocinco has been released from the New England Patriots, he might need some cash. Thank god a porn site is there to save the day.

    June 6, 2012

    Dear Mr. Ochocinco,

    I hope this letter finds you well. Our company,, (the premier destination for online adult entertainment) would like to offer you an opportunity to solidify your support for the work we do here. Given your continued endorsement of our brand on your widely followed Twitter account, we feel it would only be appropriate to ask you, in the spirit of fun, to take your fandom for us to the next level.

    In short, we would like to extend a proposal for you to legally change your name to Chad Seisnueve on the day of June 9, 2012 for the subsequent 24 hours. As proof, all we require from you is a twitpic of the approved name change registration form accompanied by a @Pornhub hashtag mention. We believe that this partnership can be beneficial to both parties.

    In return for your cooperation and willingness, we will compensate you $69,000.

    We truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon. Meanwhile, please feel free to continue enjoying the fruits of our labor at

    All the best,

    Corey Price

    Ochocinco has yet to respond.