Anheuser-Busch InBev has announced a new product set to hit shelves in January. Bud Light Platinum promises to offer a taste somewhere between Bud Light (atrocious) and Budweiser (mediocre). BUT! The big news is in the alcohol content.
4.2% Alcohol By Volume — Bud Light
5% Alcohol By Volume — Budweiser
6% Alcohol By Volume —Bud Light Platinum
That’s right. The same crappy taste is about to get you drunker. College campuses everywhere celebrate as people who actually like beer cry.
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