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    Bud Light Platinum: Get Drunker, Faster

    If crappy beer that will get you blacked out is your aim, look no further.

    Anheuser-Busch InBev has announced a new product set to hit shelves in January. Bud Light Platinum promises to offer a taste somewhere between Bud Light (atrocious) and Budweiser (mediocre). BUT! The big news is in the alcohol content.

    4.2% Alcohol By Volume -- Bud Light
    5% Alcohol By Volume -- Budweiser
    6% Alcohol By Volume --Bud Light Platinum

    That's right. The same crappy taste is about to get you drunker. College campuses everywhere celebrate as people who actually like beer cry.