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Michael Phelps Has A Porn Stache Now

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Now that Michael Phelps has a porn stache, it's time to meet some of the variations of his new face.

The "Cool guys wear backwards hats" Stache Face

(ASNY/SDFL/Splash News)

The "Poppin' bottles" Stache Face

(ASNY/SDFL/Splash News)

The "Having freakishly long arms helps me scratch my back easier" Stache Face

(ASNY/SDFL/Splash News)

The "How big was it?" Stache Face

(ASNY/SDFL/Splash News)

The "I'm a thoughtful dude" Stache Face

(ASNY/SDFL/Splash News)

We miss you, normal-faced Phelps!

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