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    Michael Phelps Has A Porn Stache Now

    This is the world we live in now.

    Now that Michael Phelps has a porn stache, it's time to meet some of the variations of his new face.

    The "Cool guys wear backwards hats" Stache Face

    (ASNY/SDFL/Splash News)

    The "Poppin' bottles" Stache Face

    (ASNY/SDFL/Splash News)

    The "Having freakishly long arms helps me scratch my back easier" Stache Face

    (ASNY/SDFL/Splash News)

    The "How big was it?" Stache Face

    (ASNY/SDFL/Splash News)

    The "I'm a thoughtful dude" Stache Face

    (ASNY/SDFL/Splash News)

    We miss you, normal-faced Phelps!