1. So Kate Upton is not a fan of ball hair.
2. How did her boyfriend, pitcher Justin Verlander feel about this news?
Not super happy.
3. But then Kate laughed…
4. And Justin felt like this, because thats a weird way to laugh. Laughing to create maximum boob jiggle is bizarre.
5. But then Kate did this…
6. And Justin was finally happy.
He might also have been happy that he was the greatest pitcher on the face of the Earth. Maybe.
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