1. So Kate Upton is not a fan of ball hair.
2. How did her boyfriend, pitcher Justin Verlander feel about this news?
Not super happy.
3. But then Kate laughed…
4. And Justin felt like this, because thats a weird way to laugh. Laughing to create maximum boob jiggle is bizarre.
5. But then Kate did this…
6. And Justin was finally happy.
He might also have been happy that he was the greatest pitcher on the face of the Earth. Maybe.
- Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new National Security Adviser, replacing Michael Flynn, who resigned last week.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
- Russian ambassador to the UN Vitaly Churkin has died after suffering from cardiac arrest this morning, a day before his 65th birthday.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎