1. Step One: Do Something Worth Celebrating (Like Scoring A Goal)
2. Step Two: Begin Removing Your Shorts
3. Step Two And A Half: Try Not To Trip While Removing Your Shorts
4. Step Three: Wave Them Around Your Head Like A Lunatic
5. Step Four: Be Happy About Your Awesome Celebration
6. Watch (tastefully shot) video of the celebration here:
- DNC Day 2: Bill Clinton took the crowd down memory lane, and then Hillary broke through a virtual glass ceiling 💥
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a church attack that killed a priest in northern France on Tuesday.
- 🍎📉: Apple's business is declining due to slowing iPhone sales, but the company is still making a ton of money.