1. Step One: Spend most of your career as a beloved and dominant member of the Boston Red Sox.
Like say Kevin Youkilis.
3. Step Three: Show up to spring training and on the first day, say this:
Like Kevin Youkilis did.
4. Because most New Yorkers will hear this:
- It's the third day of the Democratic National Convention. Here's where things stand 🇺🇸