1. Step One: Spend most of your career as a beloved and dominant member of the Boston Red Sox.
Like say Kevin Youkilis.
3. Step Three: Show up to spring training and on the first day, say this:
Like Kevin Youkilis did.
4. Because most New Yorkers will hear this:
- Confused refugees question what's next as French authorities begin to clear out the Calais "Jungle" camp.
- Donald Trump keeps questioning polls and insisting he's winning — even as most show him behind nationally.
- At least 59 people were killed in an overnight militant attack at a police center in Quetta, Pakistani officials say.
- These parents came up with maybe the best dirty Halloween couple's costume ever. Parents ftw 😂👏