1. Step One: Spend most of your career as a beloved and dominant member of the Boston Red Sox.
Like say Kevin Youkilis.
3. Step Three: Show up to spring training and on the first day, say this:
Like Kevin Youkilis did.
4. Because most New Yorkers will hear this:
- Top legal scholars will be filing the 1st major lawsuit against President Donald Trump's alleged business conflicts on Monday.
- "Welcome to the movement": Women's March on Washington organizers are working tirelessly to make sure first-time marchers stick around ✊
- A mass grave in Mexico contained the remains of 56 people, many of whom went missing in 2010, authorities said Sunday.
- The New England Patriots are heading to the Super Bowl yet again. They'll play the Atlanta Falcons on Feb. 5 🏈