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How To Piss Off Most Of New York In Three Easy Steps

A guide by Kevin Youkilis.

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Step One: Spend most of your career as a beloved and dominant member of the Boston Red Sox.

Like say Kevin Youkilis.
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Like say Kevin Youkilis.

Step Two: Sign a deal to play with the New York Yankees.

Like Kevin Youkilis did.
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Like Kevin Youkilis did.

Step Three: Show up to spring training and on the first day, say this:

Like Kevin Youkilis did.
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Like Kevin Youkilis did.

Because most New Yorkers will hear this:

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H/T Wallace Matthews at ESPN New York.

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