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Drew Gooden's Hair Is Terrifying

I don't understand what's happening here!

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But today, Gooden's Bucks teammate Marquis Daniels tweeted what may be the most terrifying thing I've ever seen.

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WHAT IS HAPPENING TO DREW GOODEN'S HAIR? Is that mold growing on his head? Is he getting hair plugs based on a recommendation from Tobias Fünke? Are nano-bots crawling over his scalp?

My best guess? I think Drew has an alien growing inside his head that is fighting to get out. This would explain his schizophrenic Basketball IQ, and total lack of understanding when it comes to normal hair styles. It would also explain his draft night suit, which is among the worst assemblages of fabric the earth has ever known.

But that's just my theory. I want— nay demand real answers.

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