2. Gherkin Pickles
Nothing to see here.
3. Croissants With Melted Chocolate
4. Bananas Dipped In Ketchup
That’s norma- Wait. Seriously?
5. Ice Cream With Hot Chili Sauce
First the bananas, now this? What the fuck are you doing? I just vomited everywhere! I’m sorry Gavon. The desk is covered in vomit.
6. THE SOUL OF ANYONE WHO DARES TRY TO TAKE HER PLACE AT THE TOP OF THE MUSIC GAME
That’s right Taylor. You should be scared.
7. Ginger Beer
Who doesn’t love ginger beer?
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