1. Robert “I don’t know why I’m rubbing my fingers together, but you have to admit that it’s scary” Griffin III
2. Robert “I’m in two places at once” Griffin III
4. Robert “Going to the cops? I am the cops” Griffin III
5. Robert “I’m also that security guard” Griffin III
6. Robert “Good luck sleeping tonight” Griffin III
7. The full commercial:
- DNC Day 2: Bill Clinton took the crowd down memory lane, and then Hillary broke through a virtual glass ceiling 💥
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a church attack that killed a priest in northern France on Tuesday.
- 🍎📉: Apple's business is declining due to slowing iPhone sales, but the company is still making a ton of money.