1. Robert “I don’t know why I’m rubbing my fingers together, but you have to admit that it’s scary” Griffin III
2. Robert “I’m in two places at once” Griffin III
4. Robert “Going to the cops? I am the cops” Griffin III
5. Robert “I’m also that security guard” Griffin III
6. Robert “Good luck sleeping tonight” Griffin III
7. The full commercial:
- Sean Spicer said "his intention is never to lie" as White House press secretary, after making false claims this weekend about Trump's inauguration.
- President Trump signed an executive order that bans foreign organizations that receive US funding from providing abortions.
- Democratic lawmakers say Trump's new hotel in Washington, DC, has lost over $1 million and violates its lease with the government.
- The all-day breakfast boom at McDonald's is over as sales fall for the fast food giant 🍳 📉