Why do I love JaVale McGee? Let me count the ways.
1. He Is Health Conscious
2. He Has A Cartoon Alter-Ego Named Pierre Whom He Inserts Into Photos
3. He Has Terrible Taste In Movies
4. He Has Surprisingly Great Taste In TV
5. He Doesn't Understand The Seriousness Of Flooding
6. He Asks The Serious Questions
7. He Thinks It's A Shame How Gangsta Is Mom Is
9. He Is Very Observant
10. He Has Profound Views On The World
11. He's Just As Annoying As Your Friends On Twitter
12. He Tries To Be Sensitive To LGBT Issues
13. He Feels Betrayed By The Flawed Logic Of Cartoons
14. He Hates When Rappers Rhyme On Twitter
15. He Has Great Jokes
16. He Is Empathetic But Sloppy
17. He's Concerned About Gender Inequality
18. He's Less Concerned About History
19. He's Not A Great Cook
20. He Once Posted This Photo
21. Babies Are Very Suspicious Of Him
