The Hypochondriac’s Guide To Dying: 7 Everyday Things That Probably Won’t Kill You
Because a hobbyist hypochondriac doesn’t worry enough, here are some things you can try to avoid, but not really avoid because they’re mostly unavoidable. Good luck with the not dying thing though; you’re killing it so far.
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This article is not meant to provide actual health advice or information. If you have any concerns, you should contact your doctor. You probably have an appointment tomorrow anyway. You are a hypochondriac after all.