I Can Tell You Your Fetish Based On How You Answer These Questions From My Therapist

Yo, so, my bitch-ass therapist has been busting my balls with all these question about my childhood and my feelings and shit, and I'm getting really sick of it. I just need him to refer me to a psychologist who can prescribe me some mad heavy drugs, ya feel? But he won't do that unless he sees that there's a good reason, but I'm not able to put up with this guy's BS any longer. So you'll do me a favor, right? Just do me an absolute solid by answering all these questions that my therapist has been hounding me with, and in return, I'll reveal your deepest secret: I'll tell you what your sexual fetish is. Your kind, if you will. TIA