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The Spooky Boys exploded onto the RVC Summer Basketball League scene in 2016, being praised for their high-octane offense, physical defense, and their wonderful collection of personalities, which begs the question: Which Spooky Boy are you?

Which Member Of The Spooky Boys Basketball Team Are You?

You just stole the ball and have solo fast-break opportunity. What do you do?

Whats your ideal date?

What's your favorite song?

Which do you prefer?

What's your favorite movie?

Finally, what's your ideal outfit?

Congrats, you are Nick "Slick" Garibaldi! Your jumper is either a perfect switch from 35 feet out or a brutal airball, but your leaping abilities and handsome features more than makeup for your severe lack of skill in some areas!

Nick "Slick" Garibaldi

Congrats, you are Brian "The Spanky Kid" McKeon! You play a physical brand of basketball that would do anything to take your opponent out of the game, including, but surely not limited to, the cheeky finger up the rectum or large releases of methane gas in the paint. You also have it all off of the court as well: your loving, stay-at-home wife and fellow Terp Stephanie makes sure you're properly taken care of after a hard workout!

Brian "The Spanky Kid" McKeon

Congrats! You are Joe "Lad Boy" Mastrosimone! Although your handle is disgusting and you can't play defense, you're an instant spark off the bench with you erratic shooting!

Joseph "G.O.A.T" Mastrosimone

Congrats, you are Thomas "Mondo" Mormando! You enjoy a nice pasta dinner the night before a game and spending time adding bitches to your "body count."

Thomas "Mondo" Mormando

Congrats, you are Jack "Butch/Tom/Murph" Murphy! You provide an instant spark off of the bench with your hook shots and physical play. Off the court, you enjoy talking to your longtime friend, lover, mentor, and coach, James Senken.

Jack "Butch/Tom/Murph" Murphy

Congrats, you are Patrick Limerick! You are known for your stellar defense, mid-range jumper, and sturdy handle. Off the court, you enjoy partaking in activities that are strictly limited to the renting/reclaiming of beach chairs. You are part of the former G.O.A.T duo with close friend and teammate, Thomas Mormando, before being dethroned last Janurary.

Patrick "Lim/Spice/Lim Spice/Patricio Dos Santos/White Cheddar" Limerick

Congrats, you are Vinny "Krabs" Frankini! You are known for your consistent play, physical defense, and ability to play while inebriated. After recent contract disputes with your Fall League team, the Gamecocks, you are now taking your talents to Binghampton, where you will be taking over starting point guard duties.

Vincent "Krabs" Frankini

Congrats, you are John O'Shea! You are the best player on the court at all times, known for your insane athleticism and genital bulge. Off the court, you love partaking in kinky, random sex with prostitues of all colors, shapes, and religous preferences!

John "Premarital Sex" O'Shea

Sorry, you are John O'Leary! Cut after one game, you are known for your strong picks and, well, that's it. Sorry.

John "White Chocolate" O'Leary

Congrats, you are James "Coach Q" Senken! You are one of the best basketball minds to ever grace the game, frequently writing up game-winning plays in the huddle. Off the court, you are very close with Jack Murphy, whom you call and text everyday.

James "Coach Q" Senken

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