This kicker was my freshman. You probably don’t know what that means unless you went to Rice, but I can confirm that he’s kind of an asshole. Who is super good at kicking. Really, really, REALLY good at kicking.
Response to 23 Reasons Why Ronan Farrow Is Cooler Than You:
He’s been my secret celebrity crush for years! Glad to see he’s been buzzfeedified (buzzfed?).
Oh my god, those weird hair clips and round pastel glasses…this explains my sense of style in the early ’00s.
The last one is KILLING me.
1) Jenna’s sitting with her husband, Barbara’s sitting with the cat
2) The 90s-style split screen
3) The Zzzz and wavy-screen special effects
4) Michael Phelps
5) Didn’t realize Mitt Romney was named after Bush’s cat
Response to The Thin Red Terms Of Service:
I hope the US DoD never sinks to this level. Creating a tumblr to celebrate assassinations is something the United States leave to bored twenty-somethings who have not faced the reality of war, but to see it from the Israeli Defense Federation is the epitome of classlessness.
Response to 11 Unbreakable Email Etiquette Rules:
Why is this showing up on the homepage? Nobody does this stuff but grandparents. Come on, Buzzfeed, stop advertising for Outlook.