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Should Nic Smith Be Your "Big?"

Have you ever sat pondering life's deepest and most meaningful questions? How can a bee fly when all signs of physics oppose flight? Why does the general public not accept "Africa" by Toto as the single greatest artistic achievement of recent history? And most importantly, should Nic Smith be my big? If you have a sliver of curiosity on the nature of these enigmas, then this quiz just might be for you.

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  1. What is your favorite movie?

    The Bee Movie
    The Bee Movie
    The TV has not yet been invented
    The TV has not yet been invented
    Braveheart
    Braveheart
    Good Will Hunting
    Good Will Hunting
    Ferris Bueller's Day Off
    Ferris Bueller's Day Off
    The Conjuring 2
    The Conjuring 2
  2. Who is your favorite founding father?

    Alexander Hamilton
    Via Lin Manuel-Miranda
    Alexander Hamilton
    John Hancock
    John Hancock
    Aaron Burr (Sir)
    Via you punched the bursar?
    Aaron Burr (Sir)
    Down With Capitalism
    Via red curtain
    Down With Capitalism
    Benjamin Franklin
    Via America
    Benjamin Franklin
    George Washington
    Via exec producer Larry David
    George Washington
  3. Who is the most beautiful girl in the world?

    Lindsey Weir
    Lindsey Weir
    Arwen
    Arwen
    Katie Primrose
    Katie Primrose
    Jenny von Westphalen
    Jenny von Westphalen
    Emma Watson
    Emma Watson
    Selena Gomez
    Selena Gomez
  4. Who is your favorite President?

    Andrew Jackson
    Andrew Jackson
    Abraham Lincoln
    Abraham Lincoln
    The history of all previous societies has been the history of class struggles.
    The history of all previous societies has been the history of class struggles.
    John F. Kennedy
    John F. Kennedy
    David Boren
    David Boren
    Richard Nixon
    Richard Nixon
  5. Favorite Billy Joel song

    We Didn't Start the Fire
    Piano Man
    Uptown Girl
    It's Still Rock and Roll to Me
    the Working Cries of the Proletariat
    Vienna
  6. Favorite On-Campus Dining Experience

    Couch Express Grilled Cheese
    Couch Express Grilled Cheese
    The Sweet Death of Capitalism
    The Sweet Death of Capitalism
    Qdoba
    Qdoba
    Gyro From the Caf
    Gyro From the Caf
    Headington Caf
    Headington Caf
    Cate Breakfast
    Cate Breakfast
  7. What is your Harry Potter house?

    Hufflepuff
    Hufflepuff
    Gryffindor
    Gryffindor
    Slytherin
    Slytherin
    the Slam
    the Slam
    Proletariat
    Proletariat
    Ravenclaw
    Ravenclaw
  8. What is your dream job?

    Pirate
    Pirate
    Edward Scissorhands
    Edward Scissorhands
    Author of the Communist Manifesto
    Author of the Communist Manifesto
    Mistress to Dick Cheney
    Mistress to Dick Cheney
    Tour Guide in Patagonia
    Tour Guide in Patagonia
    Jason Bourne
    Jason Bourne
  9. Which Lord of the Rings character do you identify with?

    Aragorn
    Aragorn
    Merry
    Merry
    Frodo
    Frodo
    Smeagol
    Smeagol
    Legolas
    Legolas
    The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.
    The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.
  10. What is your favorite Disney character?

    Disney
    Dash
    Via Disney
    Dash
    Vladimir Lennin
    Via Disney
    Vladimir Lennin
    Kuzco
    Via Disney
    Kuzco
    Flynn Rider
    Via Disney
    Flynn Rider
    Tarzan
    Via Disney
    Tarzan
    Simba
    Via Disney
    Simba
  11. Which is the best "Teen Angst" song?

    Three Days Grace-the High Road
    Three Days Grace-the High Road
    All Time Low-Weightless
    All Time Low-Weightless
    Motion City Soundtrack-the Future Freaks Me Out
    Motion City Soundtrack-the Future Freaks Me Out
    New Found Glory-My Friends Over You
    New Found Glory-My Friends Over You
    The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism.
    The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism.
    Brand New-Jude Law & a Semester Abroad
    Brand New-Jude Law & a Semester Abroad
  12. What is your spirit animal?

    Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution.
    Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution.
    Beaver
    Beaver
    Lemur
    Lemur
    Bald Eagle
    Bald Eagle
    Wolf
    Wolf
    Grizzly Bear
    Grizzly Bear
  13. What is your favorite planet?

    The U.S.
    The U.S.
    The worker of the world has nothing to lose, but their chains, workers of the world unite.
    The worker of the world has nothing to lose, but their chains, workers of the world unite.
    Naboo
    Naboo
    Uranus
    Uranus
    Middle Earth
    Middle Earth
    the Sun
    the Sun
  14. Favorite Rapper

    Lupe Fiasco
    Lupe Fiasco
    The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.
    The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.
    Danny Brown
    Danny Brown
    Vince Staples
    Vince Staples
    Chance the Rapper
    Chance the Rapper
    Lil Dicky
    Lil Dicky
  15. Which serial killer eating cereal do you prefer?

    the Green River Killer eating Capt'n Crunch
    the Green River Killer eating Capt'n Crunch
    Boba Fett eating Capt'n Crunch Berries
    Boba Fett eating Capt'n Crunch Berries
    Charles Manson eating Lucky Charms
    Charles Manson eating Lucky Charms
    Jack the Ripper eating Fruit Loops
    Jack the Ripper eating Fruit Loops
    Ted Bundy eating Honey Nut Cherios
    Ted Bundy eating Honey Nut Cherios
    Revolutions are the locomotives of history
    Revolutions are the locomotives of history

Should Nic Smith Be Your "Big?"

You got: You and Nic Smith are meant to be.

What a time to be alive? Nic Smith is your ideal big. He is a Sophomore Letters Constitutional Studies major who enjoys long walks on the beach and hit 90's sitcom Seinfeld. He enjoys Seinfeld so much that he often times catches himself wondering what Seinfeld would be like if it came out with new episodes today. That would be crazy, right? For the opportunity to be the Simon to his Garfunkel, reach out to Nic at 817-734-6299.

You and Nic Smith are meant to be.
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You got: What the frick? No, you and Nic Smith do not belong together

You and Nic are not compatible, but you know what they say. Opposites attract. Maybe this attraction will pay off big time. Get to know Nic via 817-734-6299.

What the frick? No, you and Nic Smith do not belong together
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You got: Nic Smith and you aren't a great match because you are communist forefather Karl Marx.

Well it seems like you are Karl Marx and have been dead for quite some time. You may still relish in the impending demise of the capitalist society we know as America.

Nic Smith and you aren't a great match because you are communist forefather Karl Marx.
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You got: You and Nic wouldn't gel but have you met superstar Lambda Connor McKee?

You dodged a bullet here. Connor McKee is way cooler than Nic Smith. He is ZAX as h*ck, and his flow would make Samson himself full of envy. The only problem is that Connor is not in BYX. I would suggest dropping and spring rushing Lambda. Contact him for spring rush info at 918-770-5505

You and Nic wouldn't gel but have you met superstar Lambda Connor McKee?
Connor's Facebook
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You got: While Nic Smith and you aren't perfect, you should meet his dear friend Jonny Hudson.

Jonathan Hudson is a man of many littles (two to be exact), but he isn't interest in a third. While you missed the opportunity of the lifetime, young Jonathan would love for you to Facetime him at all hours of the night. This is his number 817-584-7711.

While Nic Smith and you aren't perfect, you should meet his dear friend Jonny Hudson.
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You got: Close but not cigar

While you are not the perfect match for Nic Smith, you are pretty darn close. And really isn't it our differences that bring us closer together? All Nic really wants anyways is someone to swipe in him to the Caf. Inquires about caf swipes may be made at 817-734-6299.

Close but not cigar
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