This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Community·Posted on Aug 29, 201715 Of The Best Sex Tape Ideas From TwitterI kind of hope some of these get leaked...by sweatpantsnationCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The Pecan Pie Amandaconda @mommywhitfield My sex tape is just me standing in front of the open fridge, in the dark, in my underwear, eating a pecan pie with my hands. 07:33 PM - 17 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @mommywhitfield / Via Twitter *seductively licks pie filings in between my fingers* 2. The Snickers Bar DevilsSexyKitty™️ @SugarMagicSpice My sex tape is just of me trying to get the wrapper off my Snickers bar... 06:56 PM - 13 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @SugarMagicSpice / Via Twitter Oh yeah, it satisfies 3. The Grilled Cheese ѕηιzzℓє @SnizzleFrizzle My sex tape is just me pulling apart a grilled cheese in slow-mo and inserting potato chips 11:21 PM - 27 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @SnizzleFrizzle / Via Twitter Literally food porn 4. The Beer Bottle Olive Gravy @offbeatoliv My sex tape is just me trying to open a twist-off bottle cap of beer with lotioned hands by the pool. 11:38 AM - 02 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @offbeatoliv / Via Twitter *beer explodes from over stimulation* 5. The Beach Day Jackson @kerouac741 My sex tape is just me trying to figure out how to put suntan lotion on my back. 08:27 PM - 26 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @kerouac741 / Via Twitter Sex on the Beach but without the sex 6. The Peanut Butter Sandwich WildGuess29 @WildGuess29 My sex tape is 10 minutes of me trying to unstick a peanut butter sandwich from the roof of my mouth. 06:14 PM - 12 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @WildGuess29 / Via Twitter Work that tongue 7. The Peanut Butter Jar ℳ @Love_bug1016 My sex tape is just me fingering the bottom of a jar of peanut butter. 06:35 PM - 13 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @Love_bug1016 / Via Twitter *smacks lips* 8. The Nutella Jar ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz My sex tape is just me licking the inside of an empty Nutella jar. 01:05 AM - 18 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @ThisOneSayz / Via Twitter *Spells out the ABCs with tongue* 9. The Burrito CrazyAF_ButCute™ @CrazyAF_ButCute my sex tape is just me deep throating a burrito 03:06 PM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @CrazyAF_ButCute / Via Twitter Spit or swallow? 10. The Car Alarm Jersey 🇺🇸 @better_off_dad My sex tape is just a video of me trying to turn my car alarm off. 05:21 PM - 19 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @better_off_dad / Via Twitter So loud the entire neighborhood hears it 11. The Covfefe your new dad @G_Faylor my sex tape is just three hours of covfefe 05:06 AM - 31 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @G_Faylor / Via Twitter Covfefe so good, you'll figure out what it means 12. The Bank Account The Blonde One @MichelleDBlonde My sex tape is me just yelling, 'Fuck me!' When looking at my bank account. 12:58 PM - 10 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @MichelleDBlonde / Via Twitter That's one way to get fucked 13. The Bra Crumbs Mehdieval Times @TheAlexNevil My sex tape is just me pulling my bra away from my boobs to shake out the itchy Doritos crumbs. 06:58 PM - 30 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @TheAlexNevil / Via Twitter *shake it off* 14. The Knot 💦Slippery Secret💦 @SlipperySecret My sex tape is just me trying to untie the knot in my bathrobe. 04:28 AM - 02 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @SlipperySecret / Via Twitter The suspense is killing me... 15. The Electrical Outlet Sean @Sean_Burgundy_ My sex tape is just me failing to plug my phone in the charger repeatedly in the dark 02:25 PM - 27 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @Sean_Burgundy_ / Via Twitter Don't put it in the wrong hole!