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Which Member Of OctoQuad Should You Date?

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Booyah! You got Liam Schmitt. You need a little spice in your dating life.... spicynach that is! Liam is a no-bullshit, Chinese-speaking, squash-playing party animal. He listens to a wide range of different music, and was last seen listening to Blue Dolphin by 2 Chainz on Spotify. Former host of the infamous Psychic Borderland on WVFI. New Yorker. Dog Lover. Cute date location: tOSU

Liam Schmitt

Goodness gracious! You got John Galioto. He's known for his insane tap-dancing skills, talking nonstop about MN sports, and his frog Swimmy. He's a basketball phenom, and stands out on the court because of his infamous 3 pointers. He only listens to pre-1986 music and was last seen listening to Down Under by Men At Work on Spotify. Go Fire. Skol. Dog Lover.

John Galioto

Dilly Dilly! You got Owen Ulicny. Beans is from Winchester, MA, which is 9 miles north of Boston. He is also the MVP of the Fightin' Irish club rugby team. Political genius. Fall Vice President of Alumni Hall. Box Player at mass. Dog Lover. Cute date location: Natio's

Owen Ulicny

Yabo! You got Adam Hellinghausen. You may be thinking, "Adam already has a girlfriend, so how can I date him?" Well, you can't! I guess you just gotta wait until this crossword puzzle maniac breaks up with his red-headed princess and then you can shoot your shot. Adam is a born leader and is currently the president of Alumni Hall. He's quite the catch, and dating him would be an easy route to a coup d'état. Scrappiest of trout. Southern Belle. Dog Lover.

Adam Hellinghausen

Yahtzee! You got Mike Spoltore. Hopefully you like memes, genes, and potent themes, because this Dawg is chalk full of 'em. He has mad frisbee skills and is known to defy gravity on the dance floor. His amazing vocals are showcased in the viral video I Just Found Sex-Linked Traits. He is a Blink-182 fanatic, but was last seen listening to Barbie Tingz by Nicki Minaj on Spotify. Nickname is Milky but his lactose toleration is not officially known. Jersey Mike. Wannabe resident of Philadelphia. Dog Lover.

Mike Spoltore

Radical! You got Mike Donovan. You better brush up on your knowledge of the underground indie music scene and classical literature, because this guitar playing English major/radio host knows almost all there is to know about both subjects. Luckily, he'll also play the hits(TM) upon request (Wonderwall, Closer). The Detroit native will rock your socks off AND take you out to dinner after. He's the certified romantic of the OQ, and probably the most boyfriend-material. He might even write a song about you. Rock n roll singer star. Observer Writer. Host of the most metal show on WVFI. Dog Lover. Cute date location: Alumni Hall common room

Mike Donovan

Dooooope! You got Liam Gannon. LG is the master of all things meme. He is obviously dedicated and hard-working.... just think about how every single thing that he does is a joke! He's also 20-FUN! (21). So he can be your alcohol sugar daddy until you are of age (bonus!). He can run a half-marathon very speedily and is known to throw the occasional Beer Party. He has quite the eclectic taste in music, and was last seen listening to Jump Around by House of Pain on Spotify. Meme Weaver. XC Captain. Dog Lover. Cute date location: Delbarton

Liam Gannon

Oh my! You got Chris Garbasz. Chris was known as Toast freshman year due to how belligerently drunk he would get, but he has truly matured. He's now ready to settle down and start a family. He has a stable job at Notre Dame RecSports and is capable of providing for his future wife and children. A westernMass native, Chris is extremely invested in New England sports. I'm certain that the passion he feels for the Pats would translate into his passion for his significant other. Class Clown. BoywiththeHarryPotterGlasses. Dog Lover.

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