1. My Phone Died
2. Burning The Midnight Oil
3. Very Bad Traffic
4. The DMV
5. Walking Around The Neighborhood
6. Urgent Care
7. The Emergency Room
8. Buried In Emails
9. 24 Hour Emergency Vet
10. 24 Hour Fitness
11. My Flight Was Delayed
12. Talking To My Mom On The Phone
13. Helping My New Friend Cory Move A Sofa
14. Getting An Oil Change
15. Doing Some Volunteer Work
16. Getting Home To You As Soon As I Could
17. Talking To My New Friend Cory On The Phone
18. I Fell Asleep On The Train
19. The Boss Finally Called Me Back
20. The Genius Bar
21. I Needed New Pants
22. Call Of Duty At Cory's
23. I Heard The Train Had Bed Bugs So I Decided To Walk Home
24. I Must've Fallen Asleep At My Desk
25. A Matinee Of The New Transformers Movie
26. Taking An Improv Class
27. Playing With The Neighbor's Dog
28. I Had To Drop My Friend Off At The Airport
29. Stuck On Hold With The Cable Company
30. I Got A Little Lost In The Woods Outside Of Town
31. Meditating In The Park
32. Thinking About The Transformers Movie
33. The Grocery Store, But Everything Was Out Of Stock
34. Picking Up A Package At The Post Office
35. Working On A Secret Project
36. Collecting My Thoughts
37. Finding Out I'm Very Allergic To Bee Stings
38. I Just Want To Hug My Kids And Go To Sleep
39. Oh, You Know, Here And There
40. Does It Even Matter?
41. I Fell Asleep On The Train Again (It Went All The Way To The Last Stop)
42. I Couldn't Find My Car Keys And Looked Everywhere, But They Were In My Back Pocket
43. The Wheelchair Ramp On My Bus Broke And We Had To Wait For A Crew To Come And Fix It Before We Could Get Off And Jump On Another Bus
44. It Was The Office Manager's Birthday So We All Had A Couple Drinks
45. Rethinking My Life Priorities In Response To This Article I Read About Climate Change
46. Time Is Precious, I Know This Now
47. I've Learned My Lessons
48. Turning A Negative Into A Positive
49. Living My Life
50. I Got Locked In A Truck Stop Bathroom
51. The Seasons Are Changing And I Took Some Allergy Medicine, But It Was The Drowsy Kind, And I Need To Sleep It Off Now
52. I Found Out They'd Been Putting Champagne In The Orange Juice
53. The Bar, But I Stuck With Light Beer
54. I Took The Car To The Shop And One Of The Mechanics Spilled A Little Gasoline On My Shirt
55. A Beer Truck Tipped Over On The Freeway And I Pulled The Driver To Safety
56. I Was Force-Fed Liquor By A Psychopath At Knife Point
57. I Got Locked In A Truck Stop Bathroom Again
58. My Office Building Was Graffitied And I Had To Remove It All With Paint Thinner
59. There Is A Not-Insignificant Amount Of Alcohol In Every Bottle Of Kombucha
60. The Convenience Store Was Robbed, And The Robber's Bullet Went Into The Beer Refrigerator - Beer Splashed All Over Me
61. The Neighbor Kid Threw A Water Balloon Full Of Gin At Me
62. This Guy Named Cory At Work Smashed A Full Beer On My Head
63. I May Have Sustained A Concussion
64. A Hobo Splashed Me With A Cup Of Cheap Wine When I Told Him To Get A Job
65. Who Are You, My Mom?
66. Where Were You?
67. We're Not Chained At The Hip
68. Let's Not Have This Conversation Right Now
69. I Didn't Know This Relationship Had A Code Of Conduct
70. Not Smoking Cigarettes, If That Makes You Feel Any Better
71. Can't We Just Watch Netflix And Enjoy The Rest Of The Evening?
72. Are You Writing A Book?
73. Um, It's Actually A Restaurant, Not A Bar
74. I Thought I Invited You
75. You Honestly Think I'm Having An Affair?
76. I'm Not Perfect And I Never Said I Was
77. I've Made A Terrible Mistake
78. We Need To Talk
79. I've Been Home All Night; Are You Feeling Okay?
