14 Things Every Sausage Lover Knows To Be True

Because everybody loves the sau-s-sau-s-sau-sau-sau-sausage!

1. There is no texture more satisfying than the crunch when you bite into that casing.

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Asking anyone to take small bites is unrealistic.

2. They are just as good for breakfast as they are for dinner.

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Beautiful with eggs and beautiful with peppers.

3. They always come out juicy.

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That casing keeps the juices from leaking out. What other kinds of meat can you say that about?!

4. Cooking a sausage is the EASIEST because there is zero prep.

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The prep is taking them out of the package. A lot of them even come fully cooked, so you just need to make sure they're hot. Not even you could mess that up. Srsly.

5. They always come out perfectly seasoned.

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Every sausage has the perfect amount of meat to fat and the right amount of seasoning.

6. So, by default, sausages make you look like you know how to cook.

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Looking good, chef.

7. They are delectable in pasta.

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Like, what would Italian food even be without sausages?

8. They are scrumptious cut up.

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Drooooool.

9. They are mouthwatering in buns.

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Sausage accoutrements are key!

10. Sausage is nom-worthy in anything you throw it on.

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Sausage + pizza = a very happy human.

11. They are full of protein and therefore FILLING.

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Food baby = satisfaction, baby.

12. The things are gosh dang portable.

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They are the perfect snack for anywhere you can carry a stick.

13. They come in all different meats, flavors, and sizes.

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Chicken, turkey, beef, pork, andouille, chorizo, cheddar, breakfast... There are as many sausages as there are moods and gurgling tummies.

14. Come on, they are just SO HARD TO RESIST.

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There is no meat as perfect as sausage, and every meal deserves a little thrown in.

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