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Perhaps one of the most bougie locations on this planet, The Main Line is chock-full of WASPs, conservative Christians, peppy wine moms, and more. But where would you fall in? What would your Main Line life look like? Take this quiz below and find out!

Which Main Line Mom Are You?

Choose a stylish welcome mat for your house!

It's Saturday night and your kid tells you they're going into the city with some friends, how would you react?

What's your drink of choice when you want to unwind?

To which private school will you send your son?

To which private school will you send your daughter?

What sentiment best matches your political beliefs?

Okay, moneybags! Everyone knows you've got the most exquisite tastes out there and you have the money to back them up. No one really knows how you got that expensive-ass house in Bryn Mawr, but it's yours and you're gonna flaunt it by constantly having elaborate "soirees." Sure, your kid has totaled his 3rd car, but it's fine, they're a good person deep down. It's not like cars are that expensive anyway.

Sharon

You're a fun mom! Your house in Berwyn is always decked out in cool seasonal decorations, much to the chagrin of the Home Owners Association. When you're not making exquisite baked goods to steal the show at your child's school events, you can be found spreading your zest for life via chain email after one too many glasses of wine. Your children are kind of annoyed by your eccentricity, but it doesn't stop you!

Christine

Damn Michelle, you really just don't give a fuck, do you? You can talk shit on all the other moms and it's not like they'll fight back, they're kind of afraid of you! You spend most weekends getting hammered at Painting with a Twist in Wayne with your gals, and your kid will most certainly be dealing pot by 9th grade. It's fine, he's white and rich, it's not like he has to worry about consequences.

Michelle

The other moms in the email group think you're a stuck-up prude, but it's OK because you'll just hit them with that "I'll pray for you," and maintain your moral high ground. Making sure your child isn't at any co-ed sleepovers is top priority next to facebook arguements with anyone with a different opinion, because your whole family is getting to heaven, dang it! The only thing worse than the sense of superiority your antiquated belief system gives you is the quality of sex ed your child will receive at their Catholic school.

Andrea

Uh-oh! Helicopter mom alert! The second you think your only child's teacher isn't up to par, you'll be calling that school and complaining. You're spending a lot of money for their education! Some might think it's a shame that your kid's curfew is 9:30pm, but you can't really be blamed given the quality of parenting from some of the other Main Line parents. The only thing higher than your child's AP scores is your uptight-ness, and honestly, you're pretty proud of that!

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