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Which Johnny Cache Is Your Soulmate!!!?????

Find out which Johnny Cache is perfect for you.

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  1. Ideal First Date
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    Something cute at the rehab center with June
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    A nice evening hike with a picnic
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    Let me describe the perfect date: He takes me out to a nice dinner; he looks amazing. Some girl tries to hit on him...now she wants to fight, so I grab her, I throw her into the jukebox! Then the other ninja's got a knife, she comes at me, we grapple, I t
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    Wine, cheese, and a competitive game of Hungry Hungry Hippos. In that order.
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    Toe interdigitation
  2. Sexual Orientation
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    Bee
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    Identify as a stud
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    I reckon!
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    Straight
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    Christian
  3. Favorite Pet
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    Dog with disabilities
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    My pet glowworm I keep in the fridge
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    I don't have pets
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    Elmo from 1973
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    Korean Woman
  4. Your Best Feature
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    Can find cheap drugs
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    I have a nice ass
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    I play the Nintendo
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    Named June... or Vivian
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    Know how to really dig
  5. Favorite Emoji
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    More of a bitmoji fan
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  6. What You Look For In A Soulmate
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    A good BMI
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    A scraped up ass
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    Alcoholism
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    Midas Touch
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    Great earlobes
  7. Who To Kill?
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    White oppression of Natives
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    Robin Williams
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    Probably Hitler
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    Your mom
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    Owen Wilson
  8. Favorite Sex/Karate Move
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    Scissors
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    I don't do karate
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    That one leg hop from the Karate Kid
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    The Abe Cross
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    Quivering Hand-DND
  9. Zodiac Sign
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    Pisces (February 26)
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    Pisces of shit
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    Aries
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    Aquarius
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    Leo
  10. Drink Of Choice
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    Arnold Palmer
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    Horchata, the way it should be made (aye que guapo)
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    Your Mom
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    Blood of my rivals
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    Waylon Jennings
  11. Kinky Bedroom Jam
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    Hot Potato by The Wiggles
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    Hurt
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    One, Two Step by Ciara, Missy Elliot
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    Cotton-eyed Joe
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    Let's Get it On
  12. Favorite Body Part
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    Spleen
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    Nose?
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    Diabetes
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    Appendix
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    The Vena Cava❤️
  13. Would You Sleep With The Pope?
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    Yes
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    No
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    Only after 3 dates
  14. Short Term Goal
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    Your mom
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    Get 50 Caches
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    No goals. Died in 2003
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    Finish
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    Graduate
  15. What Is Happiness?
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    An abstract concept
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    Finding a juicy large cache after a long day of DNF's
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    Giving back to your community
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    My life
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    Being on the Muppet Show
  16. Celebrity Crush
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    June Carter
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    Garrett Gaines
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    Chris Pine
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    Super Mario
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    Tom Hanks
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