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Which Johnny Cache Is Your Soulmate!!!?????

Find out which Johnny Cache is perfect for you.

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  1. Something cute at the rehab center with June
    A nice evening hike with a picnic
    Let me describe the perfect date: He takes me out to a nice dinner; he looks amazing. Some girl tries to hit on him...now she wants to fight, so I grab her, I throw her into the jukebox! Then the other ninja's got a knife, she comes at me, we grapple, I t
    Wine, cheese, and a competitive game of Hungry Hungry Hippos. In that order.
    Toe interdigitation
  2. Bee
    Identify as a stud
    I reckon!
    Straight
    Christian
  3. Dog with disabilities
    My pet glowworm I keep in the fridge
    I don't have pets
    Elmo from 1973
    Korean Woman
  4. Can find cheap drugs
    I have a nice ass
    I play the Nintendo
    Named June... or Vivian
    Know how to really dig
  5. More of a bitmoji fan
    More of a bitmoji fan
  6. A good BMI
    A scraped up ass
    Alcoholism
    Midas Touch
    Great earlobes
  7. White oppression of Natives
    Robin Williams
    Probably Hitler
    Your mom
    Owen Wilson
  8. Scissors
    I don't do karate
    That one leg hop from the Karate Kid
    The Abe Cross
    Quivering Hand-DND
  9. Pisces (February 26)
    Pisces of shit
    Aries
    Aquarius
    Leo
  10. Arnold Palmer
    Horchata, the way it should be made (aye que guapo)
    Your Mom
    Blood of my rivals
    Waylon Jennings
  11. Hot Potato by The Wiggles
    Hurt
    One, Two Step by Ciara, Missy Elliot
    Cotton-eyed Joe
    Let's Get it On
  12. Spleen
    Nose?
    Diabetes
    Appendix
    The Vena Cava❤️
  13. Yes
    No
    Only after 3 dates
  14. Your mom
    Get 50 Caches
    No goals. Died in 2003
    Finish
    Graduate
  15. An abstract concept
    Finding a juicy large cache after a long day of DNF's
    Giving back to your community
    My life
    Being on the Muppet Show
  16. June Carter
    Garrett Gaines
    Chris Pine
    Super Mario
    Tom Hanks

Which Johnny Cache Is Your Soulmate!!!?????

You got: Johnny Cache #1

JC #1 lives like he wears a crown of thorns and sits in a liar's chair. His thoughts are broken beyond repair. Time goes on and his feelings fade away until they disappear. People change but he remains the same. He's still right here.

Johnny Cache #1
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You got: Johnny Cache #2

I once watched JC#2 fight a man in a bar. He hit him hard right between the eyes and he went down, but to my surprise he come up with a knife! He cut off a piece of JC#2's ear but then JC#2 busted a chair right across his teeth, and they crashed through the wall and into the street kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

Johnny Cache #2
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You got: Johnny Cache #3

JC#3 is going straight to hell. She's going to fall into a burning ring of fire. She'll go down, down, down and the flames will go higher and it'll burn, burn, burn. The ring of fire, the ring of fire.

Johnny Cache #3
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You got: Johnny Cache #4

JC#4 keeps a close watch on this heart of hers. She keeps her eyes wide open all the time. She keeps the end out for the tie that binds. Because you're hers and she walks the line.

Johnny Cache #4
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You got: Johnny Cache #5

The crazy Johnny Cache. Rarely makes an appearance because of his untimely death. RIP Johnny Cash

Johnny Cache #5
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