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If Your Enneagram Were A Britney Spears Single

The Enneagram is the oldest personality theory in the world, but like all the rest, it can be hard to understand. If you're confused, instead of trying to read the ancient mystics, put Britney in your walkman and discover who you've been all along.

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1. "Perfect Lover"

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It only takes a stain or a grammatical error to ruin your day, you perfectionist.

2. "Born to Make You Happy"

It's hard to be humble when you're the best giver in the world.
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It's hard to be humble when you're the best giver in the world.

3. "Work B**ch"

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Who needs to marry, work, or dress for success when you can do all three?

4. "Lucky"

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We feel you Drake, nobody understands us either.

5. "My Prerogative"

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Why go out when you could, you know, stay in and watch TED talks?

6. "Everytime"

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Is she the one? I'm just not sure...

7. "Oops! I Did It Again..."

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It's all fun and games until someone gets too close.

8. "Me Against the Music"

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The next man that tells me I'm too strong or powerful... I'll kill him.

9. "Just Luv Me"

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I don't even know if I'm upset right now.

10. I'm a Slave 4 U

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There's not a tenth type... but I mean, how could I not include this?

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