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What's Your Perfect Tiger King Poly-amorous Relationship?

What's the most important part of a relationship?

Do you like to party? Yes. 

You want a relationship that's as comfortable on the open road as it is in a king size bed or a strip club.  

Also, drugs, you're gonna want a lot of drugs and you're not worried about what kind.  

Are they gay? Are you gay? Who cares. You're all high and that's what's important.

John Finlay/Allen Glover

You want tigers? Yeah you want tigers...and cash. 

Sure, you're working 12 hour days and sometimes your pet goes missing in the middle of the night, but Baghavan is always there to remind of your purpose, while Joe keeps the days fast with Meth, and John undermines you like Dad used to. 

It's not perfect, but you're too tired to know that.

Joe Exotic, Doc Antle, John Lewis

Sure, some people are high and/or petting tigers and dealing with their daddy issues. But you understand the important things in a relationship...blind faith that the person your with is doing the right thing.

Your relationship can survive prison and personal maiming. You're gonna make it.

Dillon/Saffery

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What's Your Perfect Tiger King Poly-amorous Relationship?

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