So, you're a woman who wants to stand in a field.
Just follow these simple guidelines and you can't go wrong.
1.
Go to the middle of a field and stretch your arms out as far as they'll go.
2.
Just keep your arms out for as long as you can.
3.
Never put your arms down.
4.
Act like you're trying to hug the sun.
5.
Act like you just won a marathon.
6.
Act like you're trying to reach something from a very high shelf.
7.
Don't forget to smile. You love this field!
8.
Maintain that energy. You're in a field!
10.
Oops, no, this is trying too hard.
11.
If you have a scarf, now is the time to let it fly.
12.
Let your scarf become one with the wind.
13.
Now it's less about you and more about the scarf.
14.
If you brought a baby, don't forget to lift it into the air.
15.
Don't let a combine stop you from doing your field thing.
16.
And just keep doing this indefinitely.
17.
Until someone tells you to please get out of their field.
