Comedy·Posted on Jul 9, 201511 Foods That Need To Slim Down Like The OreoEveryone is tired of cookies looking all fat.by Joanna BornsBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail For too long, humans have been the ones feeling society's pressure to be thin. Finally, thanks to the new thin Oreos, food can join us in feeling the pressure to be sleek and narrow. Now it's time for the rest of the food to slim down. 1. Thin Donuts 2. Thin Ice Cream 3. Thin Thin-Crust Pizza 4. Thin Apples 5. Thin Pineapples 6. Thin Hamburgers 7. Thin Burritos 8. Thin Wedding Cake 9. Thin Thanksgiving Dinner 10. Thin Baby Carrots 11. Thin Flour tortillas