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    The Most Bizarre Interior Paint Shade Names Of All Time

    Whoever's in charge of naming paint colors — we need to talk.

    Hugs & Kisses

    "I want to paint my wall the color of a PDA." — no one


    1. Squirt mayo on a sandwich. 2. Pause and think "Hey, this would look great on a wall."

    Potentially Purple

    You don't even know?!

    Dragons Blood

    What is this? Painting your kitchen or Game of Thrones?

    Mermaid Net

    Best case scenario: Mermaids aren't real and you look like an idiot. Worst case scenario: You've killed a mermaid.

    Song of Summer

    Do Robin Thicke and Daft Punk have to get dragged into what color you're painting your wall?

    Bath Salts

    Is this relaxing-me-time bath salts or eat-someone's-face bath salts? Because it's an important distinction.

    Lauren's Surprise

    None of us know who Lauren is. Let's just hope her little "surprise" isn't something horrifying, whatever it is.


    Did you know that friendship has a color?

    Flamingo's Dream

    The sad truth is, 0% of flamingos achieve their dreams.

    Salty Tear

    Interior design and crying: the ultimate combination.

    Practical Beige

    Whoever chooses this color is R2P (Ready 2 Party).

    Whispering Peach

    If only peach would shut up for like two seconds. We can all hear you.


    Hey, people who name paint colors, this is allowed? Your boss was fine with this one?


    Whitney Houston's 1987 hit "So Emotional" probably wasn't named after this orange color. Probably.

    Spirit Whisper


    Phantom Mist

    Also terrifying.

    Rave Red

    Is this shade of red going to be sucking on a pacifier and throwing glow sticks around?

    Magic Potion

    Maybe you just wanted to paint a wall, and now all of a sudden you're mixed up in the black arts and there's no turning back.

    Divine Pleasure

    Slowly backing away.

    New Age

    Remember that store in the mall that sold incense and power crystals and went out of business? This paint color certainly does.


    Are you just naming paints after what you ate today?

    Nacho Cheese

    But it's an elegant, Victorian nacho cheese.


    Wanna paint the wall like a man horse please.

    Obstinate Orange

    All those other oranges are too compromising. Give me a strong-headed orange. I need a challenge.


    Nothing says "seduction" like a bright purple room.

    Gray Area

    If "gray area" comes up in a conversation it's never, ever a good thing.

    St. Patty's Day

    I'd like to make a room in my home reminiscent of green vomit. What color is that? Ah yes.

    Red Red Wine

    I'd like my wall to resemble that time at the party when UB40 comes on and everyone's too drunk to change it.

    Dream I Can Fly

    We've all listened to the Space Jam soundtrack, but do you really want to base your interior decorating decisions on it?

    Lavender Secret

    If you keep too many lavender secrets, someone's gonna get lavender hurt.

    Dinner Mint

    Ninety-nine percent of the time dinner mints suck. There are those rare occasions that you get an Andes mint. But those times can't possibly make up for a lifetime of starlight mint BS.

    Grandma's Sweater

    Remember when Grandma wore that blue sweater? No? Well then GET OUT.

    Cheerful Whisper

    Have you ever whispered cheerfully? Pretend that you have. This is what color that is.

    Likeable Sand

    I want the color of sand, but only if it's a likable sand.


    Painting your wall this color will result in the same thing as ordering an appletini — regret.

    Frozen in Time

    Like... cryogenically or... what?

    Subtle Touch

    Who's touching what now?