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Mason Jars Are Ending This Charade Once And For All

It's over.

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Wait! Wait. Before you spray paint me and fill me with flowers, please hear what I have to say.

I'm serious. Don't do this. Ugh, fine.

We need to talk. I think it's time you saw other glassware.

I'm forever grateful you never saw me as "just a jar." You've truly proven that a mason jar can be used for anything, from a chalice for mashed-up cake to a noble vessel for other kinds of mashed-up cake.

And, quite frankly, I think it's time you asked yourself why you have such an insatiable need for rustic charm in the first place.

It's time we both moved on. On those cold nights when I'm filled with seashells or a blueberry vodka lemonade with a sprig of thyme, I long for the days when I was vacuum sealed and filled with tomatoes or peaches.

I've got a life to live. And you've got yours. Maybe today is the day you open your eyes, and more importantly, your heart, to other containers.

Don't pin me, I'll pin you,

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