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This Birthday Cake Milkshake Is Roughly The Size Of A Human Baby

Sure, you can eat every dessert at the same time.

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If you’ve seen NYC restaurant Black Tap’s extreme milkshakes, then you know that you can just put anything in a milkshake and no can stop you.

The rules of milkshakes and physics no longer exist.

This summer Black Tap and Magnolia Bakery created a special milkshake for Magnolia’s 20th birthday.

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It’s a vanilla milkshake with a frosted rim, sprinkles, a skewer of mini cupcakes, and a whoopee pie.

I’ve never felt comfortable using the term “whoopie pie” but that’s what it’s called.
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I’ve never felt comfortable using the term “whoopie pie” but that’s what it’s called.

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I think sugar is pretty good so I went to try it. I’ve seen these intense milkshakes before—and while I love dessert more than anyone—they always seemed like a little bit of a logistical nightmare.

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I want to eat you, but HOW?

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You're larger than my face. You have a cupcake kebab. I'm talking to a milkshake.

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You just have to remain calm and approach it like any other challenge—one sprinkle-covered piece at a time. And if you're like me you'll get frosting all over your phone.

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Ultimately, the best part was the sprinkles. Who knew I wanted to drink sprinkles through a straw?

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This milkshake is available until July 17 at Black Tap’s two NYC locations.