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19 Life Lessons From Pitbull

Mr. Worldwide has many ass-related gems of wisdom.

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4. Move your ass in a manner that honors the 1968 film "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang."

"Mami move that ass like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang," says Pitbull, knowing that when it comes to butt-centric dance moves, your butt can't go wrong if it references a classic film about a magical car.

6. Freaking > Teaching

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If you have to compare teaching and freaking, and we do, one is the clear winner. And's that's freaking. Obviously. Just ask Pitbull, he'll say "Teach me baby or better yet, freak me baby."

12. You can hit a home run without playing baseball.

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Pitbull doesn't play baseball, but he's hit a home run "everywhere, everywhere." This is either referring to succeeding and accomplishing your goals or having sexual intercourse in a lot of places. Either is fine.

15. They can't, they won't, they never will stop the party.

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Pitbull has been hard at work fighting an evil anti-party force, referred to only as "they" for their name is so evil you dare not speak it, or risk summoning the dark force of a million stopped parties.

16. Wild things love to do wild things.

Maurice Sendak failed to mention that you can do the aptly named "wild thing" with a wild thing, but Pitbull reminds us: "She's a wild thing, and she loves to do wild things. So we did the wild thing." He's got it covered.