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    Posted on Oct 14, 2015

    Behold The Most Terrifying Mascot To Ever Exist

    His name is Billy Bob and his face is pain.

    In the '80s and early '90s there was a Chuck E. Cheese's competitor called Showbiz Pizza. 🎵 "Where a kid can be a kid!" 🎵

    And the restaurant's mascot was Billy Bob the bear, the most horrifying thing you've ever seen. Watch out, little boy!!!!

    ShowBiz Pizza Time, Inc. / Via showbizpizza.com

    WHAT IS HIS FACE?

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    He clearly wishes he was dead.

    I would never murder anyone.

    The "save your family" part is correct.

    Come play with me forever.

    There's no escape.

    Let's make it worse. Here are the disembodied faces in a warehouse somewhere.

    Perhaps more horrifying is his mouse friend, Mitzi.

    ShowBiz Pizza Time, Inc. / Via showbizpizza.com

    Good luck sleeping now.

    And his polar bear-ish friend "Beach Bear" (???) isn't super comforting.

    ShowBiz Pizza Time, Inc. / Via showbizpizza.com

    Here's the bear's defunct band, known as the Rock-Afire Explosion (???), doing Usher's "Love In This Club."

    View this video on YouTube

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    Sweet dreams.

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