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Behold The Most Terrifying Mascot To Ever Exist

His name is Billy Bob and his face is pain.

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In the '80s and early '90s there was a Chuck E. Cheese's competitor called Showbiz Pizza. 🎵 "Where a kid can be a kid!" 🎵

And the restaurant's mascot was Billy Bob the bear, the most horrifying thing you've ever seen. Watch out, little boy!!!!

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WHAT IS HIS FACE?

He clearly wishes he was dead.
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He clearly wishes he was dead.

I would never murder anyone.

The "save your family" part is correct.

Come play with me forever.

There's no escape.

Let's make it worse. Here are the disembodied faces in a warehouse somewhere.

Perhaps more horrifying is his mouse friend, Mitzi.

Good luck sleeping now.
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Good luck sleeping now.

And his polar bear-ish friend "Beach Bear" (???) isn't super comforting.

ShowBiz Pizza Time, Inc. / Via showbizpizza.com

Here's the bear's defunct band, known as the Rock-Afire Explosion (???), doing Usher's "Love In This Club."

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Sweet dreams.

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