In the '80s and early '90s there was a Chuck E. Cheese's competitor called Showbiz Pizza. 🎵 "Where a kid can be a kid!" 🎵
And the restaurant's mascot was Billy Bob the bear, the most horrifying thing you've ever seen. Watch out, little boy!!!!
WHAT IS HIS FACE?
I would never murder anyone.
The "save your family" part is correct.
Come play with me forever.
There's no escape.
Let's make it worse. Here are the disembodied faces in a warehouse somewhere.
Perhaps more horrifying is his mouse friend, Mitzi.
And his polar bear-ish friend "Beach Bear" (???) isn't super comforting.
Here's the bear's defunct band, known as the Rock-Afire Explosion (???), doing Usher's "Love In This Club."
View this video on YouTube
Sweet dreams.