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More Appropriate Names For Energy Drinks

Drink hard or don't even bother.

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Here are some energy drinks to try if you value energy above all things.

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1. Heave

2. Fruit Venom

3. GO!!!

4. Metal Milk

5. Hot Soda

6. Bro

7. Rage Syrup

8. Burning Fire

9. Ouch Pouch

10. Violent Drink

11. Danger Liquid

12. Fury Boost

13. God Can't Hear You Now

14. Rage Syrup

15. Whale Water

16. Swole-Ade

17. Nightmare Juice

18. Angry Blood

19. Pow Pow Pow Pow Pow

20. Dr. Faster Faster

21. Make It Stop

22. CafFiend

23. Muscle Cocaine

24. Harder!!

25. Murder Blast

26. 24-Hour Night Sweats

27. Drink Eruption

28. Face Punch

29. Mouth Scream

30. Pomegranate Pain

31. Silent Hell

32. Kiwi Straw-Very Painful

33. Palpitations

34. Krank It Faster

35. Zap Doctor

36. Torque!

37. Smackdown

38. NerdHurt

39. Pound Now

40. Drink!

41. Metal Throb

42. Serious Kondition

43. E-mergency Room

44. Auuuuuuggggggghhhhhh

45. Snake Hammer

46. Full Potential

47. Burpies

48. Leg Day

49. Scream Soda

50. Sudden Hurt

51. Skin Bruise

52. Irresponsible Spotter

53. Pound Town

54. Death Is Inevitable

55. Neon Fire

56. Ham Hands

57. Protein Earthquake

58. Meat

59. 8-Hour Struggle

60. Quik Numbness