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    More Appropriate Names For Energy Drinks

    Drink hard or don't even bother.

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    Here are some energy drinks to try if you value energy above all things.

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    1. Heave

    2. Fruit Venom

    3. GO!!!

    4. Metal Milk

    5. Hot Soda

    6. Bro

    7. Rage Syrup

    8. Burning Fire

    9. Ouch Pouch

    10. Violent Drink

    11. Danger Liquid

    12. Fury Boost

    13. God Can't Hear You Now

    14. Rage Syrup

    15. Whale Water

    16. Swole-Ade

    17. Nightmare Juice

    18. Angry Blood

    19. Pow Pow Pow Pow Pow

    20. Dr. Faster Faster

    21. Make It Stop

    22. CafFiend

    23. Muscle Cocaine

    24. Harder!!

    25. Murder Blast

    26. 24-Hour Night Sweats

    27. Drink Eruption

    28. Face Punch

    29. Mouth Scream

    30. Pomegranate Pain

    31. Silent Hell

    32. Kiwi Straw-Very Painful

    33. Palpitations

    34. Krank It Faster

    35. Zap Doctor

    36. Torque!

    37. Smackdown

    38. NerdHurt

    39. Pound Now

    40. Drink!

    41. Metal Throb

    42. Serious Kondition

    43. E-mergency Room

    44. Auuuuuuggggggghhhhhh

    45. Snake Hammer

    46. Full Potential

    47. Burpies

    48. Leg Day

    49. Scream Soda

    50. Sudden Hurt

    51. Skin Bruise

    52. Irresponsible Spotter

    53. Pound Town

    54. Death Is Inevitable

    55. Neon Fire

    56. Ham Hands

    57. Protein Earthquake

    58. Meat

    59. 8-Hour Struggle

    60. Quik Numbness