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    Posted on Nov 12, 2013

    15 More Realistic Scented Candles For Twentysomethings

    Ain't no apple spice in this joint.

    1. Last Night's Pizza

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    The charming confection of perfectly greasy cardboard, deliciously congealed cheese, and a fast-hardening crust fill the home with the sweet nostalgia for when the pizza was fresh.

    2. Is This Shirt Clean?

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    The welcoming aroma of mystery — a mix of laundry detergent, lingering deodorant, and a hint of body odor will keep your guests guessing.

    3. A Festival of Marijuana

    Fun, festive, and fresh marijuana is a tradition for everyone to enjoy.

    4. Bar

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    An enchanted blend of beer, dankness, and beer.

    5. Netflix Binge

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    Watching something for hours on end springs to life with a light blend of sweat and couch.

    6. Latex Condom

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    The crisp, naturally fresh scent of latex recalls the happy memories of sexual intercourse.

    7. Your Roommate's Food

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    The tradition of sneaking food you did not buy fills the home with a sweet and salty blend of secret snacks.

    8. Your Roommate

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    This scent recalls the happy homecoming of your roommate, filling the air with cigarette smoke, Axe body spray, and ham for some reason.

    9. Post Nap Haze

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    The joy of a midday slumber will fill your guests with joy at this mix of linen sheets with a hint of hot, weird breath.

    10. Delivered Food

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    Capture the delight and warm tradition of food delivered right to your door with this blend of every food smell.

    11. Facebook Stalking

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    The invigorating scent of perspiration with a hint of the warm plastic-y smell of a computer overheating fill the air with bitterness and curiosity.

    12. Shame

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    A scent that will never let you forget that everyone knows what you did.

    13. Sold-Out Concert

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    A sticky blend of sweat, spilled beer, and claustrophobia will transport your guests to a moment in time, being smashed up against many strangers.

    14. Old Lunch Tupperware

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    Recapture the magic of yesterday's lunch — the pure scent of relaxation while you don't wash the container, with a crisp hint of Legionnaires' disease.

    15. Thrift Store Sweater

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    Jump for joy with the musty aroma of an old sweater someone maybe died in.

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