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Which Labour Party Faction Do You Actually Belong To?

The Labour party is tearing itself apart, so find out which internal political faction you should join!

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    Nothing, it's just Jeremy Corbyn with a marrow. What the hell is wrong with you?
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    It shows Jeremy Corbyn really needs some better media management.
  5. Jeremy Corbyn For PM
    Like their status and be happy your friends are enthused by a new type of politics.
    Get involved with the discussion while occasionally posting some links to Guardian columns expressing concerns about Corbyn’s electoral prospects.
    Stay quiet for fear of being lynched if you expressed your deep doubts over Corbyn.
    Get angry, write “YOU IDIOTS ARE KILLING THE LABOUR PARTY” and watch your notifications fill up for the next 48 hours.
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  9. That's an awful suggestion.
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    Yes, absolutely.

Which Labour Party Faction Do You Actually Belong To?

You got: Momentum

You are Momentum. You are full Corbyn. You were there at the start, you watched with delight as the Labour leader took control of the party, and you've never felt this way about a politician before. You think Blair ruined Labour and you want radical policies now. You like to talk about Owen Jones articles at parties.

Momentum
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You got: Open Labour

You are Open Labour. You are the soft left of the Labour party. No one's quite sure what that means but you have a strange attraction for Ed Miliband and quite like the idea of winning elections, even if that comes with the need to compromise. You flirted with joining the Lib Dems back in the day and have read the odd pamphlet on income redistribution. It's an unfashionable niche but you like it.

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You got: Progress

You are Progress. You can't admit it in polite company – or on Facebook – but you secretly lust for the return of Tony. Every time you switch on the TV and see Jeremy Corbyn you just hanker for the sweet caress of Peter Mandelson. You are the third way. You are three election victories in a row. You are yearning for Liz Kendall. You are completely marginalised within your own political party.

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You got: Labour First

You are Labour First, the old right-wing of the Labour party. You view Jeremy Corbyn as a threat that needs to be destroyed. You are a fan of hand-to-hand political combat to control Labour's future and talk about Momentum as 'bloody Trots'. You are angry as hell and don't mind who knows it.

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Jim Waterson is a politics editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

Contact Jim Waterson at jim.waterson@buzzfeed.com.

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