Politics·Posted on 22 Dec 2017The 100 Funniest Tweets About UK Politics In 2017We're all still alive. Just.by Jim WatersonBuzzFeed UK Political EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Hannah Jewell @hcjewell my interests include long walks on the beach holding hands & not talkin bout torture 09:10 PM - 27 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. HeardinLondon @HeardinLondon Heinous insults on the streets of London #MuslimBanprotest #MuslimBan 09:52 PM - 30 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000 11:01 PM - 27 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian Theresa May met some children today and it went GREAT. 03:39 PM - 15 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. The Ghost of Cuckmas Past @twlldun 2017's hottest new techno thriller. Jeremy Corbyn is Jason Bourne in The Bourne Incompetency. 01:16 AM - 14 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Harry Davidson @davidsonhrj Did anyone else see Theresa May eating a fish during PMQs earlier? #PMQs #Budget2017 01:48 PM - 08 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Matthew Champion @matthewchampion Thursday: Noel Fielding named host of GBBO Fri: George Osborne new editor of Evening Standard Sat: Sonic the Hedgehog becomes Labour leader 11:48 AM - 17 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Kath @thatgirlkath 'She said she wasn't going to call a general election' Theresa May: 10:42 AM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jamie Ross @JamieRoss7 Political journalists at the start of 2014 V political journalists at the end of 2017 12:38 PM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Alan White @aljwhite On balance I'm thinking chaos with Ed Miliband might have been the simpler option 10:31 AM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jon Kay @jonkay01 "NOT ANOTHER ONE!" Watch Brenda's reaction when I tell her that the PM wants a General Election. Safe to say, she'… https://t.co/ORtKQj1wLN 11:46 AM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Harry Cole @MrHarryCole Paul Nuttall is currently locked himself in this room and is refusing to say if he will fight a seat at the electio… https://t.co/2YzCbcguuk 10:42 AM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon Fact: Everyone that voted brexit shouts WAHEY when someone drops a pint in a pub 07:59 AM - 29 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. hrtbps @hrtbps Just choose a fucking colour. 07:59 PM - 03 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov I'm not convinced the Conservatives thought this poster launch through. 09:37 AM - 03 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Parker @panoparker "I love these tasty human potato sticks" "Chips, Theresa, they are called..." "STRONG AND STABLE POTATO STICKS" 01:25 PM - 02 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Charlie @charliejoseph24 I have so many questions 08:20 PM - 28 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Patrick Smith @psmith Coming soon to ITV2: BURNHAM, a tough northern detective who breaks the rules but always gets results. 01:29 PM - 28 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Tom @AstburyTom If you say "strong and stable" three times into a mirror then Theresa May will appear and close your local A&E 03:50 PM - 05 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. amy @amyp0tter It's the remix to ignition Hot and fresh out the kitchen 4,000 homes for rough sleepers And you won't have to pay f… https://t.co/6gNfp8Lphx 06:37 PM - 13 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. joe heenan @joeheenan 06:54 AM - 02 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Morgan Haigh @MorganHaigh Find someone who looks at you like Tim Farron looks at Nick Clegg 08:53 PM - 14 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. tom jamieson @jamiesont Rees Mogg totally nailing the 'family who take you in after your car breaks down in the storm in Tales of the Unexp… https://t.co/jlny1wa5EV 10:05 PM - 03 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. joe heenan @joeheenan Every single one of these men from last night's Question Time would keep your ball if it landed in their garden. 09:21 AM - 03 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. ryan🎄 @ryxnf me: i respect everyone regardless of who they vote for me in the pub on a friday night: 11:12 AM - 21 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Jack Hillcox @JackHillcox I hope to one day be as excited by anything as this young man is about Theresa May's campaign speech 12:45 PM - 06 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Alan White @aljwhite This picture looks like Tim Farron has just saved the earth from a giant asteroid in the worst Michael Bay film ev… https://t.co/jXgkPgACwm 11:40 AM - 09 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Freeview @FreeviewTV Want to feel old? This is what Bucks Fizz look like now 👀 #Eurovision 07:24 PM - 13 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Oonagh @Okeating #Eurovision Harsh, but fair. 07:37 PM - 13 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Ben Skipper @bskipper27 Theresa May's Facebook Live interview is going well 02:52 PM - 15 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Ross Fairbairn @rossfairbairn Is it just me or is Paul Nuttall just walking on the spot in the UKIP party political broadcast? Hahaha 🤔🤔 06:29 PM - 11 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD ITS THEM INSTEAD OF YOUUUUU @TECHNOlR this vulture from the jungle book died and was replaced by a lookalike: a conspiracy theory thread 08:24 PM - 15 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. The Yorkist @budgettipple "Activate them" "You couldn't possibly mean..." "Yes. The Home Counties Tories" "God have mercy" 12:57 PM - 15 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Little Drummer Fuccb @alex4pt he whomsoever that canst draw the motorola from this carriageway shall be kinge of all post brexit englandde 01:07 PM - 23 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon "pssst, Mrs May, stand like a human being" "a what" "a human person" "I am" "but" "this is my best standing human p… https://t.co/FU1ySiUpr3 07:31 PM - 01 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Matt Tuckey @matthewtuckey Am I the only person wondering why 1980s Tom Cruise was in the car with Corbyn? #corbyncar 07:21 PM - 11 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Anorak @TheAnorak The Sunday Sport: ‘teenage Jeremy Corbyn squashed girl’s pet rabbit with his pogo stick’ https://t.co/aNAH2S4toA 06:46 PM - 17 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. hrtbps @hrtbps 05:08 PM - 29 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Shteve @SteveBlogs11 'Shhh I've only had 5 beers.' 'You've had 15.' 'It's closer to 10.' 06:10 PM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. Jennifer Agnew @jen_agnew "Never have I ever ran through a field of wheat" 12:02 AM - 07 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Andrew McFadyen @apmcfadyen Astonishing that the BBC are so blatant about it 07:08 AM - 02 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️️ ️ @ultrxlana roses are red politics is gory 11:04 AM - 13 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Iain Aitch @iainaitch May now insisting all interviews take place in a rural warehouse and that interviewer comes alone, no cops. 12:04 PM - 06 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. victoria sanusi @victoriasanusi 07:42 PM - 29 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman I see Corbyn's fallen for the office "Fancy-dress Friday" prank again 10:14 AM - 02 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. Lucy Gillespie @lucyygillespie When you start to realise you shouldn't have agreed to cover your mates shift at work #BBCDebate #wherestheresa 07:18 PM - 31 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Matthew Champion @matthewchampion that went well. #BBCDebate 07:13 PM - 31 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Matt Turner @MattTurner4L Hahahah this is excellent @Ed_Miliband 03:53 PM - 02 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. Mollie Goodfellow 🤶🏻 @hansmollman "Hello, my name is Jeremy Corbyn and I would like to talk to you about my *reads hand* policies." 02:12 PM - 08 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. Greg Jenner @greg_jenner GROOT: "I am Groot" HODOR: "Hodor!" THERESA MAY: "Strong and stable leadership" 08:35 AM - 28 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. 52. Jamie Ross @JamieRoss7 When you're out with the lads and get back in the taxi after a tactical vom. 04:51 PM - 07 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. Stu. @dysondoc The year is 2032. Great Britain holds a referendum every three seconds. The country is ankle deep in ballot papers. Biros are currency. 05:06 PM - 13 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug Folks, the Brits have Elmo, Boss Hogg, and Trash Can Darth Vader as candidates. They never get to make fun of our e… https://t.co/7b2CnidX9s 02:22 AM - 09 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. Scott Bryan @scottygb "If you're just joining us everything is on fire." #GE2017 06:40 AM - 09 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 56. j a c k s o n @headfallsoff turned on the BBC and i forgot how absoloutely mental the election graphics packages are. this man is in PS2 Parlia… https://t.co/p3DlHsiNXM 09:55 PM - 08 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 57. Martha Gill @Martha_Gill Never piss off wheat farmers in key marginals 09:32 PM - 08 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. Jamie Ghost Of Christmas Fart @jamiesmart In case our oversees friends are curious about what's happening in British politics: 04:19 AM - 09 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 59. GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIA!!! (Hosanna in excelsis) @_Lady_Gardener 'Would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids...' #GE2017 12:28 AM - 09 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. And the Bens were ringing out for Christmas Davis @bendavis_86 .@theresa_may Hey girl, are you British Rail? Cos you're getting publicly owned. 09:44 PM - 08 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 61. Alex Spence @alexGspence "Give me the mandate to speak for Britain. Give me the mandate to fight for Britain, and give me the mandate to del… https://t.co/5J5genxZyk 06:42 AM - 09 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. Holly Nielsen @nielsen_holly This is giving me life rn. 03:24 PM - 09 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 63. Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm "Well, David, the British people have spoken, and I think they've made very clear that what they like is absolute pandaemonium" 05:40 AM - 09 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. Larry the Cat @Number10cat My message to the people of the UK: Don't worry, I've got this. #GE2017 05:17 AM - 09 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. the binch whomst stole christmas @officiaIwinemom when you walk back into the sesh after throwing up 06:59 PM - 13 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. Amanda @Pandamoanimum "I got us into this mess, I'm going to get us out of it", says Theresa May. 07:47 PM - 12 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 67. Simon Pegg @Simon_Pegg If Vince doesn't run with the Leadership campaign slogan 'Strong and Cable' then, quite frankly, he doesn't deserve to be Lib Dem leader 05:41 PM - 14 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian Corbyn: "democracy is a wondrous thing that throws up some unexpected results" May: 02:12 PM - 13 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 69. James Felton @JimMFelton Can't leave the EU if you can't form a government 10:03 PM - 08 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 70. John Smith @verypopularname I'm enjoying the irony of this looking like a gay wedding ceremony that neither set of parents entirely approve of.… https://t.co/R2XC9Ymg43 10:40 AM - 26 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 71. Phil Chapman @IAmPhilChapman Tory-DUP deal is like when your mum never had money for ice cream but still sent you to the shop to get cigs. 11:56 AM - 26 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 72. The DM Reporter @DMReporter PICTURED: Government begins removal of any evidence of dinosaurs from the UK following deal with the DUP. 12:05 PM - 26 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 73. Matthew Champion @matthewchampion *FBI knocks on the door* "Nigel Farage? never heard of him" 11:46 AM - 01 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 74. Hippolyta Loudbasket @Loudbasket If you iron Gordon Ramsay you end up with Keir Starmer. 07:03 AM - 27 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 75. Alan White @aljwhite I see the Brexit negotiations are going well 09:48 PM - 22 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 76. Political Partridge @PoliticalAP "Why do BIRDS suddenly appear..." 03:45 PM - 24 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 77. Cassie @Cassiesmyth when your mum shouts dinners ready but its not actually ready so you're just sat there like 09:35 AM - 20 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 78. Sean Leahy @thepunningman The UKIP lion looks like it's just been told its dinner is halal. 10:43 AM - 29 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 79. Flightradar24 @flightradar24 More than 22,000 users are currently tracking flight #KQ100 en route to London. According to media #PritiPatel is… https://t.co/WEl4UYlQkK 12:44 PM - 08 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 80. Jingle Bellhardt @jackbern23 "We've met Benjamin Netanyahu by mistake" 10:11 AM - 07 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 81. Brandy Snap @Brandy_Snap Meanwhile on Downing Street roof, the Prime Minister eagerly awaits Priti's return from Kenya... #PritiPatel… https://t.co/FdpfhFLJZw 11:56 AM - 08 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 82. Ashley Cowburn @ashcowburn At an "acid corbynism" event. Absolute scenes. 10:50 PM - 25 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 83. Philly Byrne 🎄 @PhilipNByrne Not sure why but I photoshopped the dude handing May a copy of Iron Maiden's Powerslave and it's good. 11:57 AM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 84. Ben Stanley @BDStanley This is what happens when you send the Poles home. 12:05 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 85. Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff Boris Johnson: I'm going to be responsible for the biggest disaster at Tory conference Set designer: Hold my b r 12:28 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 86. Jamie Ross @JamieRoss7 Theresa May is living the first verse of Lose Yourself by Eminem in front of our eyes. 11:18 AM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 87. Ho Ho Ho'ssein Kesvani @HKesvani Source tells me ISIS have claimed responsibility for Theresa May's speech 12:34 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 88. Theresa May @theresa_may *coughs* 01:22 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 89. Nooruddean @BeardedGenius "I'll proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please" 10:49 AM - 01 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 90. SimonNRicketts @SimonNRicketts The face on the guy behind is something special. 08:52 PM - 13 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 91. Mister Roger Quimbly @RogerQuimbly World’s shittiest petting zoo 09:12 AM - 26 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 92. Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian Theresa was not impressed by Angela and Emmanuel's impromptu beatbox battle. 03:53 PM - 19 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 93. Robert Hutton @RobDotHutton Let's pause a moment to admire the total success of David Cameron's plan to use the Brexit referendum to heal the divisions in his party. 07:11 AM - 06 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 94. Peter Walker @peterwalker99 John Redwood, Conservative MP for Mordor. #redsun 02:16 PM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 95. Jamie Ross @JamieRoss7 This 2015 tweet from Cameron now reads like a wish granted by a cursed monkey paw. 10:54 AM - 05 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 96. 97. Jeremy Duns @JeremyDuns I like to think that with each Brexit front page The Mail is becoming more like me trying to deal with my kids. 02:21 PM - 15 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 98. Graham Love @GLove39 @theresa_may 11:52 AM - 22 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 99. Frankie Boyle @frankieboyle All the average British punter wants is to be paid less than £10 an hour and be incinerated in a nuclear holocaust, and good luck to em 08:48 PM - 02 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 100. Theresa May @theresa_may If I lose just six seats I will lose this election and Jeremy Corbyn will be sitting down to negotiate with Europe: https://t.co/OwbfDseOJh 09:03 AM - 20 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite