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21 Very Important Questions People Need Answering About Scottish Independence

THE PUBLIC DEMAND ANSWERS, NOW.

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1. People have a lot of questions about how an independent Scotland would work. Many of them remain sadly unanswered.

If Scotland go independent , will irn bru not be available in England anymore

Elite Gamer@EliteGamer4

If Scotland go independent , will irn bru not be available in England anymore

10:25 PM - 29 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Politicians have yet to comment on such matters of great public concern as what will happen to Jaffa Cakes if Scotland breaks away from the rest of the UK.

In an independent Scotland, will these be cakes or biscuits? Will we even be allowed them?!! Discuss... #IndyRef

Kenny Scott@xKennyScott

In an independent Scotland, will these be cakes or biscuits?

Will we even be allowed them?!!

Discuss...

#IndyRef

8:32 AM - 28 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. There are questions about the economic returns of the national lottery.

@andytemple67 will there be a National Lottery in an independent Scotland & if so can you guarantee me a 4 figure payout for just 3 numbers?

mediate4u@mediate4ueu

@andytemple67 will there be a National Lottery in an independent Scotland & if so can you guarantee me a 4 figure payout for just 3 numbers?

10:34 PM - 02 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. The key issues have been left untouched.

Would an independent Scotland be allowed to compete on a theoretical remake of Going For Gold?

David Whitley@mrdavidwhitley

Would an independent Scotland be allowed to compete on a theoretical remake of Going For Gold?

12:57 PM - 04 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Once again, politicians have failed to answer many of the questions that voters are posing.

If Scotland becomes independent ...... does this mean i will have to 'import ' my tunnock's wafers ? #calamity

Chris D Servanté@IJSbignose

If Scotland becomes independent ...... does this mean i will have to 'import ' my tunnock's wafers ? #calamity

1:46 PM - 28 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. Despite Labour's push to keep the union together, people still need to know more about the status of the shadow cabinet.

In an independent Scotland, will there be Ed Balls? #500questions

Magnus Jamieson@Magnus_Jamieson

In an independent Scotland, will there be Ed Balls? #500questions

4:23 PM - 28 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. Outside influence is a serious concern.

If Putin takes over an independent Scotland, does that mean Vladimir Romanov is allowed to come back to Scotland?

Matthew Harold@MatthewHarold83

If Putin takes over an independent Scotland, does that mean Vladimir Romanov is allowed to come back to Scotland?

10:06 PM - 02 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. No one has considered the status of haircuts in an independent Scotland.

Andy Murray has had his hair cut. But how many hairdressers will there be in an independent Scotland? Salmond just hasn't told us. #indyref

A_DarlingMP@A_DarlingMP

Andy Murray has had his hair cut. But how many hairdressers will there be in an independent Scotland? Salmond just hasn't told us. #indyref

3:00 PM - 11 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. Even popular bookshop Twitter accounts could be affected.

@WstonesOxfordSt will I still be allowed to follow you if Scotland becomes Independent or will there be a Waterstones Edinburgh account?

Chris@chuckle_h0und

@WstonesOxfordSt will I still be allowed to follow you if Scotland becomes Independent or will there be a Waterstones Edinburgh account?

8:04 PM - 11 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. And kebabs.

WILL THERE BE A KEBAB MAHAL IN AN INDEPENDENT SCOTLAND?!

David Kemp@Kemp_y

WILL THERE BE A KEBAB MAHAL IN AN INDEPENDENT SCOTLAND?!

11:36 AM - 02 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. And cereals.

Man, I love Frosties. Will we still be allowed Frosties in an independent Scotland?

Wings Over Scotland@WingsScotland

Man, I love Frosties. Will we still be allowed Frosties in an independent Scotland?

3:22 PM - 02 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. Fashion is a concern.

will there be a scottish vogue if scotland becomes independent

sean@yugoslavic

will there be a scottish vogue if scotland becomes independent

11:27 PM - 01 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. And what about Eurovision?

If Scotland become independent does that mean they'll have their own Eurovision entry? An important factor to consider.

Sive@sivemusic

If Scotland become independent does that mean they'll have their own Eurovision entry? An important factor to consider.

12:28 PM - 04 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. DOES SCOTLAND HAVE TO HAVE THE KRANKIES?

If Scotland goes independent, do the Krankies have to go on #eurovision

Dave Carolan@davecarolan

If Scotland goes independent, do the Krankies have to go on #eurovision

11:26 PM - 10 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. Music is a general concern.

Will there be a party like an S Club party in an independent Scotland? #500questions

Wings Over Scotland@WingsScotland

Will there be a party like an S Club party in an independent Scotland? #500questions

11:34 PM - 06 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. No one is addressing the concerns of ordinary Muggles.

If Scotland becomes independent will English people still be allowed to go to Hogwarts?? #ScotlandDecides

Carli Harris@Carli_H

If Scotland becomes independent will English people still be allowed to go to Hogwarts?? #ScotlandDecides

11:19 AM - 03 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. And sausages. No one is talking about the sausages. The public demands to know.

Will all sausages be legally obliged to be square in an independent Scotland? #500questions

Remember Shuja'iya@James__Nesbitt

Will all sausages be legally obliged to be square in an independent Scotland? #500questions

1:03 AM - 07 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

Jim Waterson is a politics editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

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