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21 Very Important Questions People Need Answering About Scottish Independence

THE PUBLIC DEMAND ANSWERS, NOW.

1. People have a lot of questions about how an independent Scotland would work. Many of them remain sadly unanswered.

If Scotland go independent , will irn bru not be available in England anymore

2. Politicians have yet to comment on such matters of great public concern as what will happen to Jaffa Cakes if Scotland breaks away from the rest of the UK.

In an independent Scotland, will these be cakes or biscuits? Will we even be allowed them?!! Discuss... #IndyRef

3. There are questions about the economic returns of the national lottery.

@andytemple67 will there be a National Lottery in an independent Scotland & if so can you guarantee me a 4 figure payout for just 3 numbers?

4. And the availability of soup and stock cubes.

5. The key issues have been left untouched.

Would an independent Scotland be allowed to compete on a theoretical remake of Going For Gold?

6. Once again, politicians have failed to answer many of the questions that voters are posing.

If Scotland becomes independent ...... does this mean i will have to 'import ' my tunnock's wafers ? #calamity

7. Despite Labour's push to keep the union together, people still need to know more about the status of the shadow cabinet.

In an independent Scotland, will there be Ed Balls? #500questions

8. Outside influence is a serious concern.

If Putin takes over an independent Scotland, does that mean Vladimir Romanov is allowed to come back to Scotland?

9. As is the status of key drinks.

10. No one has considered the status of haircuts in an independent Scotland.

Andy Murray has had his hair cut. But how many hairdressers will there be in an independent Scotland? Salmond just hasn't told us. #indyref

11. Even popular bookshop Twitter accounts could be affected.

@WstonesOxfordSt will I still be allowed to follow you if Scotland becomes Independent or will there be a Waterstones Edinburgh account?

12. People want to know about cocktails.

13. And kebabs.

WILL THERE BE A KEBAB MAHAL IN AN INDEPENDENT SCOTLAND?!

14. And cereals.

Man, I love Frosties. Will we still be allowed Frosties in an independent Scotland?

15. WHY IS NO ONE ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS?

16. Fashion is a concern.

will there be a scottish vogue if scotland becomes independent

17. And what about Eurovision?

If Scotland become independent does that mean they'll have their own Eurovision entry? An important factor to consider.

18. DOES SCOTLAND HAVE TO HAVE THE KRANKIES?

If Scotland goes independent, do the Krankies have to go on #eurovision

19. Music is a general concern.

Will there be a party like an S Club party in an independent Scotland? #500questions

20. No one is addressing the concerns of ordinary Muggles.

If Scotland becomes independent will English people still be allowed to go to Hogwarts?? #ScotlandDecides

21. And sausages. No one is talking about the sausages. The public demands to know.

Will all sausages be legally obliged to be square in an independent Scotland? #500questions