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Since we clearly are your favorites, you have a hard time picking between the two of us. So we made this quiz to help you out.

Are You More Abby Or Jill?

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Basically, you're a bad ass motherfucker who doesn't give two shits about anyone else's opinion. Your favorite activities include listening to weird ass music, goat cheese, and cursing as much as you fucking possibly can. You are in love with characters from books and Daft Pretty Boys is your anthem. Your favorite memories include Block Showers, April 1st, 2016, and crumbs all over the goddamn carpet. ZenCha tea and Zico coconut water give you motherfucking life and coconut rum runs through your veins. Keep being a fucking baller and never forget that you made that bitch famous.

Jill

You're short. V short. So short in fact that when you run (because you run ALL THE TIME cuz you're so fucking good at it) your legs move so incredibly fast its like they're blurry. But this is fine. You put a shot of tequila in your 3rd cup of coffee just to make it through the day but you're fine. But no more than 2, though, because thats all you can handle. Sometimes you shoot benzene straight to the jugular for that extra kick halfway through the day. You're kind of a lot to take in and like to be aggressive and throw forks at people and drink too much four loko, but you're loved all the same. You live by 2 mottos: 
1\. Don't be a bitch. 
2\. Beware of trains, they eat people.
Your two true loves remain Bokos and carrots, Euchre reminds you of Trump because of the suits, you pass out on floors and overall you're just a real quality human being who will be there for you always through the tissues, shoes, and the chicken. Keep killing the fucking game you awesome ass midget.

Abby

You're a lame ass motherfucker who has no fun and is probably a little bitch. You probably have a lame ass major like actuarial science or something dumb. Since you relate to neither of us on a physical, mental, or emotional level, you must be some chump who wants to live in a self-imposed shame cycle. Come back later when you have a personality. Until then, go fuck yourself.

Neither

Clearly you are the best person to ever exist. You're a mix of two of the greatest human beings to grace this planet. You're intelligent, fun, good weird in the best ways and a solid 11/10 even in shit lighting. Your children will probably rule the world even if you spawn with the ugliest, stupidest motherfucker out there, but thats not even an option because you are so great. In your free time you enjoy injecting benzene straight to the jugular, Cazuela's happy hour, and smiling while your world burns down around you, insisting you're fine. Now, your whole house is great. You can do anything good. Better than anyone, better than anyone... Congrats for being fucking fantastic. Lets keep it that way.

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