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Jill needed something to do so she decided that distracting Abby from studying by making a Buzzfeed quiz was the way to go. Lets see who's who round 2.

Abby Or Jill Pt 2

Which functional group pick up line would win your heart?

Who's your favorite cuddle buddy?

What will you most likely be heard saying?

Fill in the blanks: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ all over the goddamn \_\_\_\_\_\_.

What is toilet bowl cleaner best used for?

Which Krebs sister do you relate to the most?

Which Hecht family member are you?

What Panic! at the Disco lyric do you have an emotional connection with?

What do you do at a Fratlinburg formal?

Who do you never see anymore?

What is your favorite location in McPherson?

Pick a wing sauce, any wing sauce.

Which Houston babe is your favorite?

Although you recently took a major L, your whole existence is a W to all who meet you. You may not be everyone's cup of tea but you are everyone's 10th shot of tequila. The best thing about you (well besides the fact that you exist) is your witty ochem remarks. Are we in a movie? IDK, maybe, but you'd be the star and were all just your side hoes making you look great. The only thing left that could make you fucking fantastic is..... actually nothing. I tried to think of something but i couldn't. You're young, hot, smart, and fabulous at co-existing with monsters, traits that not everyone possesses. Overall, you are the light of everyone's lives, and you gotta just keep doing you or else the world will probably fall apart.

Abby

Not many people are able to only take W's all fucking semester but you're one of those badass motherfuckers. Your stain-fighting abilities are A1 and you have the ability to drive 10 hours straight with vomiting children in the back of your car and not bat an eye. It's hard to be this perfect all the time but hey, you woke up like this. Keep doing you because there is no better person on this planet. Even in hella basic conditions you're stable, you stay true to yourself, and you never eliminate protons (unless that proton is a lazy-ass bitch who won't pick up after herself). Overall, Abby (and the rest of your friends) wouldn't know what to do without you because you are the best person in the entire universe. Keep on smashing mics in karaoke bars you hella fine babe.

Jill

Now, your whole house is great. You can do anything good. Congrats on being the love-child of the best two human beings to be blessed by Flat Carl. You're mechanism abilities outshine all the rest, and lead you to draw the conclusions that, yes, Abby and Jill are the best people in your lives, and yes, you do want to be just like them. What do you want to be when you grow up? Don't worry, Abby and/or Jill is not only an acceptable answer, it is one preferred by 10.5/10 doctors and dentists. Congrats on being hot ALL THE DAMN TIME. Keep up the good work, bitch ;).

Both

As last time, you are stuck in a self-imposed shame cycle. You really need to break out of that. Its really too bad that suck as an over all human being... we already have enough of those people populating our poor planet. Have you considered a major life change, such as becoming more like Abby, Jill, or both of us combined? No? You should. You currently are just a boring, lame-ass motherfucker that no one wants to be around. You're going to hell.... goodbye!

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