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The Adult Jokes In Disney Movies That You Didn’t Get When You Were A Child

As children, these inappropriate jokes flew right over our heads. But, with age comes wisdom. Go back and re-watch a few of your favorite Disney classics. You may find these "kids" films aren't as innocent as they once appeared. Dirty jests, suggestive innuendos, and crude humor. All guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Warning: This article might ruin your childhood.

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When Buzz was very *excited* to see Jessie in Toy Story 2

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Houston, we have a problem.

Hercules and Megara getting Freudian with Greek tragedies

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With a father as cool as Zeus, it's hard to have daddy issues.

Kronk literally pitching a tent in Emperor’s New Groove

Don't pull the lever, Kronk!
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Don't pull the lever, Kronk!

That time in Hocus Pocus when the bus driver offered to give the Sanderson sisters children

Double, double, toil, and trouble...
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Double, double, toil, and trouble...

The person who *erected* the Trident Castle in The Little Mermaid

Was Ted Mosby the architect of this palace?!
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Was Ted Mosby the architect of this palace?!

Mr. Potato Head shading Slinky for taking Woody's side in Toy Story

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Suck up.

The *one-eyed monster* in The Goofy Movie

Blink and you might miss this one.
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Blink and you might miss this one.

Woody and Buzz's "laser" measuring contest in Toy Story

Woody should have more confidence...I mean, his name is Woody.
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Woody should have more confidence...I mean, his name is Woody.

Genie commenting on the earthquake at Aladdin and Jasmine’s wedding

If the magic carpet is a rockin', don't come a knockin'...
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If the magic carpet is a rockin', don't come a knockin'...

Scott telling Charlie about a very different kind of flying in The Santa Clause

Christmas is just a capitalist conspiracy, man...
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Christmas is just a capitalist conspiracy, man...

Sid keeping a hooker in his room in Toy Story

Ok, we all agree Sid was the worst, right?
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Ok, we all agree Sid was the worst, right?

Gaston’s need to tell all the villagers in the tavern that "every last inch" of him is covered with hair in The Beauty and the Beast.

Ew.
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Ew.

Barbie admiring Ken’s “ascot” in Toy Story 3

Come on, Barbie, let's go party!
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Come on, Barbie, let's go party!

A Bug’s Life exploring the bugs and the bees

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Does anyone have a fly swatter?

Miss Piggy and her relationship with “Long” John in Muppet Treasure Island

Kermit seems green with envy.
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Kermit seems green with envy.

Roger congratulating Pongo on his virility in 101 Dalmatians

Dang, 101. Somebody give Perdita a donut pillow and an aspirin.
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Dang, 101. Somebody give Perdita a donut pillow and an aspirin.

Mushu seeing through Mulan’s disguise…literally.

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Hey, dude, her eyes are up here!

The Yeti reassuring Mike and Sulley that his snow cones are lemon-flavored

Don't eat the yellow snow!
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Don't eat the yellow snow!

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